selfish people live longer🫠
Joined June 2024
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Home economics teacher after food practical
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Jun 12
Please stop being mean to people just because you’re unhappy with your life.
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Hello? Get down!!!
Ik it seems narcissistic to say I like sniffing my boxers after I’ve worn them but I’m ngl they smell good asf
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Oh?
A 10-minute quickie burns more calories than a 30-minute jog🤌🤌
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There is one option missing though💀
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Jun 13
you can go off the radar, get sober, move in silence, quit alcohol and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.
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Jun 12
Any African who is happy that South Africa lost yesterday has a serious mental issue.
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Na to arrest the trainer first 😭
He just needs to eat less and stop drinking
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the nigerian problem in one short video
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Jun 12
Please don’t invite me to your house if I have to speak to 9 people in the living room
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Jun 12
the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle
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U people abeg o, ibadan is even expensive for us, not as expensive as lagos but expen, make una no make am more expensive abeg
Jun 12
Omo people are migrating to ibadan now because of expenses
What is 50k in Lagos is 30k in ibadan
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dudes in the 80s were seriously like "well she would be attractive but her butt's really big"
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No not u 🤣🤣🤣, it’s one boy it “baby” in his name 🤣🤣
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I am an evil person sha
Jun 12
are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil
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Hang in there we have just 12 days to FELLOWSHIP 🥺
jtr.rsvp/myhousefellowship
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Liver, i learnt it from greys anatomy
Which of these organs can regenerate itself if damaged?
A Eyes
B Penis
C Liver
D Teeth
E Brain
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