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Incredibly simple solution… Get a proper telly 👍🏻
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Criminal that the World Cup final is going to be on this pitch. Perhaps the turf will have joined together by then.
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Sorry but I’m still not having that as onside
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I know you’re in America matey but please stick to “please may I have” rather than the disgusting “can I get”
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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The 5 second throw in rule will lead to more teams being turning possession over at their throw ins as they will have to rush. This will incentivise teams to kick it out for throw ins more.
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Yeah cheers for clearing that up ref
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I am compelled by law to fund this sycophant’s salary.
Miss Pep Guardiola so much. But in him leaving club football, diving back into his career and reverse engineering what he did, the influences that mapped out his career, and how he changed the game – what a joy, honestly. What a man.
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One of the best days of my life.
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Patrick retweeted
We’re going to rescue the UK economy and instead of thanking us, everyone is going to whinge about corners
I am just back from the Oval and I regret to inform you that London has in fact fallen. More Arsenal shirts than Surrey shirts. Forget about Palace or Charlton. Arsenal fans everywhere in South London. Yesterday I was in East London at my parents - their local pub had more Arsenal fans in it than West Ham fans for the Conference League 3 years ago. Lots more. Not even close. The "London FC" people are right. I don't like it, but they're right. And given the way that London tends to eat the world, don't get smug if you're outside of London. If we have half a decade of Arsenal dominance, by the end of it they'll have taken over Liverpool and Manchester too and the economy will be one giant Arsenal merch store with a few farms and data centres tacked on. Foreign leaders will grant profitable trade and visa deals in return for being allowed exclusive pre-access to the new Declan Rice hologram experience in the Emirates Museum.
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Daisy’s book on VAR was top class and she’s bang on again 👍🏻
I am just back from the Oval and I regret to inform you that London has in fact fallen. More Arsenal shirts than Surrey shirts. Forget about Palace or Charlton. Arsenal fans everywhere in South London. Yesterday I was in East London at my parents - their local pub had more Arsenal fans in it than West Ham fans for the Conference League 3 years ago. Lots more. Not even close. The "London FC" people are right. I don't like it, but they're right. And given the way that London tends to eat the world, don't get smug if you're outside of London. If we have half a decade of Arsenal dominance, by the end of it they'll have taken over Liverpool and Manchester too and the economy will be one giant Arsenal merch store with a few farms and data centres tacked on. Foreign leaders will grant profitable trade and visa deals in return for being allowed exclusive pre-access to the new Declan Rice hologram experience in the Emirates Museum.
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Had a great time at the parade! A well organised event by the Arse, Islington Council and the rozzers 👍🏻
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A lot gets said about the way fans get treated by the French police but the main driver for it is the behaviour of French football fans.
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Just not as civilised as English football supporters.
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Surely it can’t be true!!!
🇫🇷 Los hinchas del PSG le tiran cohetes a la policía y la policía avanza corriendo
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It is reassuring to know we are more civilised than these barbarians 🇬🇧
🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Los hinchas del PSG le mandan saludos al Arsenal mientras prenden fuego Paris
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It’s been a great season I love the lads
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Ref’s received his orders this half
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Are we human or are we Arsenal
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This was absolutely bang on btw
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The importance of “structures” in football is massively overstated. You just need a good manager and a good owner.
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Every time I see a Budapest post
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Seems expensive for a seven minute taxi journey. I feel like a doddery old fool who’s given his life savings to an overweight man in Idaho pretending to be Sabrina Carpenter. Fucking shitcunt
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