Maine-made, glass 3/4-full guy. Working on some books & stuff 🎸 previously London, Athens GA, Montreal & etc

Joined May 2008
3,540 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
11 Sep 2025
Replying to @uncle_june
Snake in Running Scared
1
21
1,575
Jun 15
This Red Sox team is absolutely infuriating
1
1
47
May 30
This is my New England
It's snowing and blowing on the summit this morning. Winter weather will continue through the weekend. #NHwx #mountains #snow #blowingsnow #snowinMay
6
154
May 30
How does RC nail every single last thing about the era, I’m in awe
It was always an awkward moment when someone needed the red bat. “Yeah, Billy, you can play but you gotta use the red bat.” “But I wanna use the yellow bat like everybody else.” “Motherfucker, you went 0-for-46 yesterday. The yellow bat is no longer an option for you.”
1
133
May 29
That’s one way to put it
We experienced an anomaly during today's hotfire test. All personnel have been accounted for. We will provide updates as we learn more.
57
May 28
What
May 28
Claude Lemieux, who won the Stanley Cup four times during a memorable NHL career, has died, the NHL Alumni Association announced on Thursday. He was 60. spr.ly/6011B8Zli5
64
Paul retweeted
May 19
The families of the Capitol Police officers who were beaten or killed as a result of the riot did not receive a cent but the people who assaulted them are about to be millionaires.
2,000
7,660
28,092
465,872
May 20
Love it, won’t apologize
Pump fake on a fly ball is huge IQ play
2
54
Paul retweeted
He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually
151
5,982
90,027
1,000,733
May 15
This is the most inept offensive Red Sox club I can remember in millennia
2
47
Paul retweeted
I always liked to find a nice spot in the Wendy’s greenhouse.
108
118
3,196
83,587
May 14
Sonny Gray got the dawg in him this year
58
Paul retweeted
I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have the whole outside. Imagine fumbling unlimited outdoor space just to die in a bathroom.
327
4,562
52,780
636,213
May 10
holy shoot
21-year-old Adam Sandler & a friend being interviewed during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida in 1988. Not yet a household name, Adam's first appearance on television was a year before in 1987 as Theo Huxtable's friend named Smitty on "The Cosby Show."
60
Paul retweeted
“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.
524
8,279
50,005
540,139
May 7
13 K’s by Sox hitters thru 6 😬
15
May 5
Words to live by
 You can write the best record in the world but if you look like a dickhead you might as well stick that tune up your arse 
52
Apr 29
Legit just found out Kimbrel is still in the league
43
Apr 27
Bump
18 Jun 2024
For the record (ahem) I LIKED PRITCHARD FROM THE MOMENT THEY DRAFTED HIM
48
Apr 23
So you think your job is tough?
This is how locals catch piranhas in South America..
47
Apr 21
1000% saving & looping this. Inspirational.
The commentary on this is absolutely incredible 🔥🤣
42