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paul mitchell @paulmitchell
Joined May 2008
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Newcastle United
@NUFC
18 Sep 2025
❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨
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Blue sky seems nicer than twitter bsky.app/profile/paulmitchel…
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MarshFamilySongs
@MarshSongs
28 Oct 2024
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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Jonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNews
2 Jul 2024
Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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PLAY GORDON ON THE LEFT #playgordonontheleft
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Sam Freedman@Samfr
7 Jun 2024
"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."
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Helene Davidson@DavidsonHelene8
16 May 2022
Worth sneaking back into work for. All the feels. Newcastle we hear you 🖤🤍 @NUFC @worflags #nufc
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Sean Adams@seaninsound
3 May 2023
Potholes? Some people have swiss cheese memories filled with “enemies of the people” Read me: stopthetories.vote
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Alan Campbell MP
@alancampbellmp
30 Apr 2023
At the heart of these local elections is a simple question - are you better off after 13 years of the Tories?
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Replying to @ruskin147 @FT
And what do you do when the library is closed? What happens if the information is better delivered via other media, like video, as opposed to written in books? What happens when the book you need is out?
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What happens if the library is miles away and you don't have transport? What happens if you want to discuss the information with someone?
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Bought @YorkshireTea gold thinking it was going to be a taste sensation. It's bland, more like Lincolnshire Tea or something 😔🫖
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jonburgerman@jonburgerman
10 Mar 2023
Replying to @alanshearer
Well done Alan #standwithlineker
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Alan Shearer
@alanshearer
10 Mar 2023
I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
10 Mar 2023
Replying to @IanWright0
Good on you mate
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Jon Sopel
@jonsopel
10 Mar 2023
Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….
Pippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar
10 Mar 2023
BREAKING: Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - @BBCNews
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Marina Purkiss
@MarinaPurkiss
10 Mar 2023
Dear BBC, Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?
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Ian Wright
@IanWright0
10 Mar 2023
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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