Web3 Auditor @ AGV Protocol | Bridging smart contract & infrastructure security gaps | On-chain cloud/API pen-testing

Joined December 2014
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Weirdly, I want to buy a warehouse, set it up with internet access via starlink, and make people access it for free, as long as you have a verifiable project you are working on.
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P.H.A.N.T.O.M F.O.R.T retweeted
Seneca was right when he said, you should be offended someone else could be handed your life and turn it into something greater than you did.
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Whoever came up with the idea on the alert feature that reads "find attached" on Gmail, to confirm if a file is attached actually helped humanity.
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Dunno why I am always trying to fast forward zoom meetings. ๐Ÿ˜ค
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P.H.A.N.T.O.M F.O.R.T retweeted
โ€œYour job, throughout your entire life, is to disappoint as many people as it takes to avoid disappointing yourself.โ€ - G. Doyle
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Hence the reason it hits rate limits faster than other AIs.
claude is running entire python files inside a single terminal command and youโ€™re laughing
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P.H.A.N.T.O.M F.O.R.T retweeted
When you are super talented, people would withhold their support.
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I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.
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Well, no one should be considered smart, if they are without the ability to learn.
No matter how smart you are, somebody can still teach you something.
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P.H.A.N.T.O.M F.O.R.T retweeted
worrying is such a misuse of the imagination if you are going to visualize the future, might as well make it beautiful
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This is why some people aren't dating, they were never compensated for all the risk they took. And this applies to businesses, Economy , Governance, leadership, parenting. Majorly all walks of life.
Elon Musk: "If you punish people too much for failure, then they will respond accordingly, and the innovation you will get will be very incrementalist Nobody's gonna try anything bold for fear of getting fired or being punished in some way. So risk-reward must be balanced and favor taking bold moves, otherwise it will not happen"
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This feels like me speaking.
Scared of dating because what if it works out and I can't just disappear anymore
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Well, looking at it objectively, it did achieve the intended. You can carry out research, as well as present results from that.
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"Line Spacing 1.5โ€ "Font size 12" "Font style Times New Roman" "Your literature review is too scanty" "Your citation is poor" โ€œInclude all of abbreviationsโ€ "Print 4 copies, 3 for the department and one for you" This is where it ends... like I said "the most useless thing in University Education, is Project."
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Police chase about to get a lot more interesting.
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With the way Nigeria handles standardization and regulations, we really had to make up for it in prayers.
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The Yoruba in me, won't allow me properly pronounce the word "pomodoro".
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Been trying to deploy an application via IIS locally on my PC, so it is always available on my PC without having to manually run the server. FastCGI won't connect to IIS, then switched from a python server to a dotnet server. Test has not worked as intended.
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This has to work. Don't want this deployment on the internet.
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I think everyone is solving their problems, and not the collective problem. Then they sell that problem to everyone with the solution.
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I really don't want to resolve to measuring everything based on their monetary value. I want to love, just to be in love. Work, for the passion of it. Eat, because I want a meal. I will keep closing the gap regardless.
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Web3 security faces renewed pressure after a relatively quiet Q1 (~$169Mโ€“$482M total crypto losses across reports, with phishing/social engineering dominating at ~$306M via human factors like seed compromises and cloud key breaches). April alone saw major incidents, including...
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the $285Mโ€“$293M Drift Protocol exploit (social engineering durable nonce admin takeover) and the $293M Kelp DAO breach, shifting focus from smart contracts to off-chain infrastructure, governance, and operational controls.
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Trends emphasize security as core infrastructure: continuous real-time monitoring, automated auditing, AI-driven anomaly detection, multisig/timelock enhancements, and full-lifecycle protection beyond one-off audits.
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