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When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like: šŸ’„ Dizzy Dishes, the first appearance of Betty Boop šŸ” The first 4 Nancy Drew novels šŸš‚ The Little Engine That Could 🤔 Animal Crackers šŸŽ© Morocco šŸ‘ Georgia on My Mind and many more! šŸ§µšŸ‘‡
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Is it Friday already?
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Logged into work and see that the annual Reply A(ll)pocalypse season has kicked into full swing. 250 deep so far. Won't someone think of the children
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Through every shutdown in history, the government has still provided economic data to the American people. They aren’t doing it this time because the numbers are fucking terrible.
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Lmao. MAGA, you buying this shit? #EpsteinCoverUp
BREAKING: There is no credible evidence in the ā€˜Epstein files’ that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women to others, per FBI Director Kash Patel.
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Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now.
Wow. On NPR, @gbrumfiel reports a Social Security official ā€œcopied the Social Security numbers, names and birthdays of over 300 million Americans to a private section of the agency's cloud.ā€ The source is a whistleblower, who is named: Charles Borges, SSN chief data officer.
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if any of my friends on here remember the old digg.com and would like an invite for access to the beta reboot I have 2. Just let me know.
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bro, we get it but he’s not interested… stick to Grindr.
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Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released. joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.… (verified court documents) joshwho.net/EpsteinList/blac… (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80 Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be ā€œThe List ā€œ Here is the story. youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrl… Here's the flight logs documentcloud.org/documents/… —————————other Epstein Information cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFi… here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together. Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OOR… Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RH… Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elp… —————————other Trump information: Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY Trump's promise to his daughter: huffpost.com/entry/donald-tr… ā€œI have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,ā€ Trump said. ā€œSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.ā€ Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: motherjones.com/politics/201… Do your part and spread them around. Sharing them and saving them helps too! I'm sure you've got a weird/awful family member on Facebook who'd LOVE to see this posted about their favourite fat ugly and dumb as fuck idol. Please copy and paste this elsewhere! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! • ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ā€˜Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old • ⁠politicalflare.com/2024/07/t… • ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ā€˜voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid • ⁠thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/do… • ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have ā€œSexā€ in Common • ⁠hollywoodreporter.com/news/p… • ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book • ⁠seattletimes.com/nation-worl… According to The New Republic, ā€œā€™Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.ā€ • ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka • ⁠salon.com/2024/05/07/you-rem…. • ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows • ⁠cnn.com/videos/politics/2016… • ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ā€˜piece of a--' • ⁠politico.com/story/2016/10/t… • ⁠Trump: ā€˜If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’ • ⁠the-independent.com/news/wor… • ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ā€˜She has the ā€˜best body’ — and I created her’ • ⁠forward.com/schmooze/357185/… • ⁠Trump: ā€˜Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’? • ⁠buzzfeednews.com/article/tam… • ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified • ⁠salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-… Bonus: • ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says ā€œshe’s got Marla’s legs.ā€ Double Bonus: For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion. • ⁠archive.md/XK0A7#selection-6… and... MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with ā€œgenius visasā€ • ⁠wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion…
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Arroyo: Greg Abbott who is in a wheelchair and Newsom said he rolled over for Trump.Ā  We asked for a statement and Newsom's office said something flippant oh like you are so woke, he will get over it.
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Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president? Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out I think the deeper question how have we allowed the normalization of his posts to go without similar scrutiny
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If there are any experienced data engineers in the #clt or #nyc area looking, my team has a position open. - python, SQL, tableau, microstrategy, spark, airflow, MLOps Will work closely with product owners, execs and data science teams #jobs
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DONALD ā€œTACOā€ TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, ā€œMISSEDā€ THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE ā€œBEAUTIFUL MAPS,ā€ THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR ā€œMAGA.ā€ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN
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How many more model releases do we need for folks to realize we are not getting to magical superintelligence with what we got? How many times do you have to see a model benchmaxxing to realize Humanity's Last Exam is a freaking idiotic name and that answering questions on it doesn't tell us shit about the true intelligence of the model? How many models do we have to see demonstrating superficial intelligence but utterly failing at long running, contextual understanding for people to wake up and realize that AI is just another tool? A good tool, a useful tool, a wonderful tool but not magic and not the end of all jobs and not the end of humanity or any other absurd fantasy of fools and dreamers. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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RIP, Ozzy. No words can describe his gifts to rock ā€˜n’ roll.
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Also, notice how Trump says ā€œthey created the Epstein Filesā€ He’s moving the narrative to ā€œyeah they exist but they’re fakeā€ Because he’s in them.
Trump throws his support behind Bondi in a rambling, incoherent rant. Big slap in the face to MAGA.
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Sllew Fargo sign is about ready for the old Duke Energy building #clt
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We found two more boxes of pink #WitchBand s/t LPs. Hit the link below, click "Super limited pink LPs," and secure your copy before they're gone. The first/last box we found went in under an hour! teepeerecords.com/collection…
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.@TheLemonheads reveal new single and video for ā€˜Deep End’ ft. @jmascis & #JulianaHatfield, sided with 'Sad Cinderella' a cover of the late, great Townes Van Zandt. 12ā€ single available out 13th June (500 copies only). Listen/pre-order here: TheLemonheads.lnk.to/DeepEnd…
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