Planetary Defense Command - defending the planet from bad science fiction
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31 Dec 2022
The Pepes of the 19th century were more sophisticated.
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“the moon is made of green cheese” - i heard this as a kid and saw jokes in cartoons about it. confusing: the moon is not green. after reading an 1800s book i realized this refers to “green cheese” - green like “greenhorn”: new. unripe cheese, which actually looks like the moon:
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If anyone thinks this was written by working class Ulster people then I have a bridge and magic beans to sell them.
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Jun 9
美術館で声出して笑う日が来るとは思わなかった。
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Still blows my mind that someone made a setting where Christianity is fighting the forces of Hell in brutal trench warfare, then threw a tantrum that it was attracting edgy Christians.
That's like making a game about sexualized, anthropomorphic animals and then getting mad that Furries show up in droves. Who the fuck did you think the audience would be?
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You only think about yourselves.
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Jun 4
Happy Killdozer Day.
Due to the economy, expectations have been lowered.
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I don't know ONE person I could call and say "Yo I caught a 13 year old, RAPE PARTY AT MY PLACE!" and have them come over and take part
I do however know countless people who would likely come over and straight up kill me
It's a fundamental incompatibility
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In 1776 Daniel Boone rescued his daughter Jemima along with two other girls who were abducted by Cherokee-Shawnee Indians.
Boone along with a few other men tracked them the Indians for two days before ambushing them and saving the girls.
This would make an epic movie.
Jun 1
One of the big reasons for the current lack of patriotism and pride in our nation’s history is that about 40 years ago our most prominent storytellers in Hollywood just basically stopped telling stories about American history altogether, unless it has something to do with WW2, civil rights, or slavery. I mean they just released a movie about the meteorologist who did the weather report for D-Day. They’ll give WW2 weathermen their own movies before they tell a story from any other era of American history.
The Right has attempted to counteract this a little bit, but “conservative” attempts at American history films and TV shows are invariably hokey and kid friendly, the kind of thing you can watch with your grandmother and your 5 year old, and you’ll all be equally informed and bored by the experience.
We need R-rated adult-oriented American history stories. Daniel Boone should have his own series. It would be gritty and violent and not for children, but it would also be phenomenally entertaining and put an American legend back on the cultural map, so to speak. The fact that Daniel Boone hasn’t been depicted on screen at all since like the 60s is a travesty. Throw a dart at that guy’s Wikipedia page and you’ll land on something that could be its own feature length trilogy.
That’s just one example. How is there not a great R-rated movie or series about Antietam? Or Kit Carson? Or the Panama Canal? How does Theodore Roosevelt not have like 10 movies about different periods of his life?
You could go much farther back to pre-American history. A movie about Cortes’s conquest of Tenochtitlan would be tremendous and horrifying and fascinating, and it would introduce into the public consciousness one of the world’s most incredible stories that most Americans know next to nothing about. And on and on.
The possibilities are literally endless. All of these movies, if they’re executed to even a B level, could make hundreds of millions of dollars and transform the culture in a way that a million podcast monologues never could. If the Right actually wants to reclaim the culture, this is the place to start.
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This might as well be Jean Raspail’s The Camp of The Saints condensed into one photo.
It’s absolutely spot on.
France before mass immigration/after mass immigration.
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Jun 1
11, 12, and 14 years old.
Raped for days by more than 20 Pakistani immigrants.
Tortured—one had her tongue nailed to the wall to keep her still while they raped her.
The police ridiculed, insulted, and ignored them.
The feminists turned the other way.
If it hadn't been for Elon Musk, who publicly shared the trial testimonies, sparking outrage from Reform UK and internal investigations, no one would have known anything.
You're not angry enough.
- @babetta123
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"But they definitely weren't eating the cats and dogs. The same people that would break into a barn to steal and then butcher horses would never ever pluck a cat or dog from your backyard to do the exact same thing to them"
May 31
“Horses went missing after a barn break-in — they were found BUTCHERED a mile away.”
Illegal immigrants broke into a family’s ranch, stole their horses; and ate them
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May 30
We've forgotten far more horror than we could ever remember.
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May 31
On a humid summer morning, two young men crossed a border.
Both sought opportunity. Both dreamed of a better life.
One crossed from India into the United States. He was greeted with visas, work permits, diversity programs, and endless talk of the “American Dream.” Politicians, activists, and corporations insisted he was the future of America, that his presence made the country stronger, that questioning his right to be there was “intolerant.”
The other crossed from Bangladesh into India. He was met with barbed wire, detention camps, mass deportations, and politicians declaring he was a threat to jobs, culture, and national security. Indian leaders said their borders must be protected, their workers defended, their resources reserved for their own people.
Same dream. Same reason for crossing.
Two very different standards.
India lectures America about compassion while preaching nationalism at home.
They demand open doors from us, yet slam them shut on their neighbors.
If the Indian Dream for Bangladesh is prison camps and exclusion,
why should the American Dream for India be limitless opportunity?
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May 29
Yall... the fact that she died by the crabs is not true.. why do people keep saying she got eaten? She literally crashed her plane on the island and didn't survive that!
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May 29
Lee Kuan Yew abolished trial by jury in Singapore after determining that it was too easy for defence lawyers to appeal to racial and religious biases of juries in multicultural Singapore.
He writes in his memoirs how as a young lawyer he was able to get three clients acquitted who he was sure did commit murder. LKY writes that he "worked on the weaknesses of the jury -- their biases, their prejudices, their reluctance really to find four Muslims guilty of killing in cold blood or in a heat of great passion, religious passion, an RAF officer, his wife and child."
He writes "The judge was thoroughly disgusted. I went home feeling quite sick because I knew I'd discharged my duty as required of me, but I knew I had done wrong.”
Study after study shows that in multi ethnic societies, there is significant in-group bias on juries.
May 29
🚨 NEW: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz and Muhammad Amaad have been cleared over the alleged assault of a male police officer at Manchester Airport
Two juries failed to reach a verdict and no further trial will take place
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May 27
In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.
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May 27
A man who reads old books cannot be fully captured by modern stupidity. He has dead kings, prophets, poets, killers, saints, drunks, generals, and madmen whispering in his bloodstream. The feed has no chance against this.
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May 23
Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history.
• The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers
• It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers
• The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers
variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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