Actuary. Gambler. Pragmatist. Canadian. Small data specialist. King of korrelated parlays. Husband. Father. Below-average golfer. Parrot parent.

Joined January 2013
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing people that sports betting is a contest of who knows the most about sports
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Yes they are, but the reason has nothing to do with soccer
could the U.S. be moving out of "a boy born in the U.S. is named Liam" territory and into "an American household has seven people or more" territory? these are the important questions
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you have to contain Mythos Donald, it's too soon
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😢 it accepted its fate
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There's nothing better than scrolling through Yankees twitter when one of their pitchers gets rocked
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Canadians are too nice, this is what passes for shitposting here
From different parts of the world, with different plugs, but on the same global stage in Toronto. The world's largest soccer tournament kicks off in Canada’s largest city, as Canada takes on Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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I would have hit em with two sticks and a bonfire
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Should have been Canada vs Italy this afternoon @robpizzola
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Counting this down like New Year's Eve
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Still looking for fun/unique Los Angeles / Hollywood experiences the 2nd last week of August. DMs open!
Family trip to LA in late August. If any followers have connections for any cool behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, I'd swap for some betting help and/or a donation to charity of your choice. DM me.
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Welcome to America, home of this
There’s zero reason to have a huge “Down to 10 Players” graphic when the red card graphic is already right there. Fox still doing Fox things, of course.
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Too bad the stock market is so random and unpredictable, otherwise someone could get super rich off all these policy swerves
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Fable 5 says poker will change your life
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They're going to be talking about the Trump Curse 100 years from now
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This might be a dumb question, but if they're building a new stadium in Vegas why can't they adjust the field dimensions to bring the home run rates closer to MLB average?
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First you get the tokens, then you get the power
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Using Claude code for the first time to work with a model someone else built. I've been analyzing code line by line for my whole life, feels so strange to be having a *conversation* with the code.
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This thing has figured out the intent behind what I'm trying to do and also it's suggesting better next steps for improvement than I could come up with. I feel impotent.
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"Allow Claude to run <bunch of gibberish>?" Yeah, sure, whatever, free will is an illusion at this point anyway
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