LDS(Sorry, but I’m not one of the nice ones), husband and father. C Co 5/20 Infantry. Trucker. Braves, Bluedevils, and Volunteers. Tennessee hillbilly.
Joined August 2012
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I believe that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints holds the fullness of Christ’s gospel on Earth today, along with the priesthood keys to act in His name, with authority directly from Him. My testimony of Him, through this gospel, has blessed my life immeasurably.
If you don’t believe the same, I hold no animus towards you. I won’t seek you out for the purpose of trampling your own faith beliefs. You are my brother, or sister, and I love you. I hope that whatever path you’re on, leads you to Him, and inspires your best efforts to live His commandments.
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*PRO TIP*
When you get your 4 rotisserie chickens from Costco, while you’re waiting for your whole pizza in the food court, you can debone the chickens while they’re still in the bag. Takes less than 2 minutes per chicken. Hands stay clean, and you can get virtually all the meat off rather easily.
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“Those dumbass Mormons, with no critical thinking skills, are so mean!”
The inability for so many of these retards to recognize any bit of irony in what they say, is truly astonishing.
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Dwight’s Apiarist (Evan Waldroup) retweeted
Jun 11
How come no one ever posts THIS South Park clip? #LDX
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Dwight’s Apiarist (Evan Waldroup) retweeted
Evangelical: I’d like to tell you about Mormonism.
Mormon: Oh, are you a former member?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Have you read the Book of Mormon?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Doctrine & Covenants?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Pearl of Great Price?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: General Conference?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Official Church publications?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Then where did you learn what Mormons believe?
Evangelical: A guy on YouTube who learned it from another guy on YouTube who learned it from an anti-Mormon website in 2007.
Mormon: Ah. Please continue explaining my religion to me.
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I guess it’s a good thing that there are so many people outside of our faith, that are willing to tell us what we actually believe.
Jun 11
Mormons don’t understand Mormonism and it shows
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I think Ben is crediting his demon infant (his description, not mine) with authoring the Book of Mormon.
Jun 10
Look, either u believe in demons or u don't. The vast majority of scholars who study Mormonism don't even believe in demons at all, so of course they don't think demons inspired the BOM. But for devout Christians, it's entirely plausible that the BOM was demonically inspired.
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If there’s one thing we know for certain about exmos, it’s that they never band together to misrepresent their experiences in the Church, or to confirm every asinine accusation that any of them contrive, in their zeal to bring disrepute upon the Church.
The messages I’ve received & comments I’ve read from other people that were taught the same/similar things in the Mormon church as I was are amazing. The gaslighting & cultish attack dog antics of members is so on brand, & I’m frankly glad so many are witnessing it. Unbothered!
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On behalf of my children, Tzun, Mouen, and Stahrzz, I will not tolerate this slander.
Jun 8
I'm not here to critique the Latter Day Saints. They are lovely people and twitter is a poor place to talk about theology
But I do 100% believe they were ground zero for all the crazy baby names we have today and there needs to be SOME accountability
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Jun 8
It’s amazing how much of Mormon apologetics consists in hiding their core beliefs from the public.
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Most of the people that accuse LDS of having “magic underwear,” must also have some themselves, because I can’t see how they’ve managed to get someone willing to sleep with them, otherwise.
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This is a non exhaustive list of statements directly from Jesus Christ, on what is required to be His disciple. I’d really love for the non-LDS Christians to show me the directive from Christ, that one must affirm the Trinity, the Nicene Creed, or even that they must have a full understanding of His nature, in order to qualify as His disciple. Thanks in advance!
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Dwight’s Apiarist (Evan Waldroup) retweeted
Guys I know we are fielding a lot of really nasty attacks right now, but please be careful not to have a knee jerk angry response to posts that are legitimate curiosity
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TradCath baby names: Thérèse, Seraphina, Augustine
Ortho baby names: Theodora, Anastasia, Maximus
Protestant baby names: Selah, Genesis, Trinity
LDS baby names: Laykynnleigh, Bruxtin, Utah
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I forget, who’s running the “Preselected Husbands For Unequally Yoked, Soon-to-be Divorced Women Department,” in the Church, these days?
My Mormon wife divorced me 17 years ago after three years of marriage. She said either convert and be baptized in the Mormon faith, or she would divorce me. She said she needed a husband who could her to heaven. Her church already had a husband picked for her. You have to go through Joseph smith to get in. I told her with a deep sadness and pain in my heart, I choose Jesus Christ. Not sadness because I chose Jesus, but pain of losing her. But I should have listened to the Holy Spirit when He told me no to marriage to her. The spiritual warfare was intense about 6 months to 1 year into that marriage. I thought I could bring her to Christ. I was dead wrong. Their elders and bishops and their false apostles are evil.
Mormons are not Christian’s. They can be wonderful people. But believe me, every act of kindness is deceptive for the sake of their religion in bringing in new converts
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One thing that this latest round of “Mormons aren’t Christians” has taught me, is that you have not seen the most retarded argument against The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Even if you think you definitely have, there’s always some theological genius ready, willing, and able to disabuse you of that notion.
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If you were to take a random sampling of people that belonged to each of the Christian denominations, and had them observed, but did not disclose the religious affiliations of any of them, or inform them that they were being watched, any honest viewer would conclude that the members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, conducted themselves in the most Christlike manner. And we know what Jesus said about that.
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Good thing your name is lacking the requisite “t” in it, for your judgment on the matter to hold any validity.
Jun 7
Mormons, sorry but I think you’re cooked.
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It’s hilarious when non LDS Christians try to paint the Book of Mormon as boring, as an argument against it. Meanwhile, Genesis Chapters 5 and 11, and 1st Chronicles exist.
Sure, you can read the Book of Mormon.
It’s mostly untrue (except the 15% of it that Joseph Smith plagiarized from the Bible), and it’s likely going to be the most boring book you ever read, but you can give it a shot.
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Finally someone gets it right!
Jun 7
My understanding of Mormonism — and take it with a grain of salt as I am not a religious scholar — is that Mormons believe that after Jesus ascended into Heaven he came back again because he forgot to tell us not to drink coffee.
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