Night crew here. We want to catch up on 1000-pound sisters tonight, so please take your fights and fender benders to a neighboring county. Thanks.

I am convinced this is the “manly” version of pumpkin spice for women.

My wife says it is actually black licorice. @Luth_AR_LLC can I trade her in for store credit?

Someone good with ai or photoshop do this to floyds grave….

Looks like another dumbass clicked a link he shouldn’t.

Helping empty the balls of most of the men at NAS Oceana…

@grok made this using the image.

If I post these signs and people walk past them onto my property, does it mean it’s legal now since they consented?

This lady makes a damn good point.

If this is any of you reading this, I have a solution for you children…

Don’t listen to this guy, falling asleep in the living room chair is for all ages. Get yourself a nice blankie and drink and enjoy.

This is heartbreaking 😔 All this poor man has ever known is suffering Stephen Ogilvie, the special needs man who was attacked in Belfast a few nights ago suffered an attack years earlier. Mr Ogilvie, 44, moved from Belfast to Scotland to live with a man who offered him to flat share in 2001, but the man who was also a drug dealer, tried to kill Stephen. The man gave Stephen the date rape drug GBH then stripped him, poured aftershave over him and torched him alive. Vulnerable Mr Ogilivie, who is understood to have learning difficulties, later woke up to find his body on fire. The sickening ordeal was captured on video by his torturer. He then fled back to Belfast. The man responsible was jailed for 14 years at the High Court in Edinburgh in April 2003 Fcking hell. Poor bloke.

I’m black, I haven’t stabbed anyone in the chest after being asked to leave a tent. I’m not in prison, I’m free. It’s not that hard to not commit a crime.

I am really tempted to blend cider and eggnog and piss off both sides.

I stand with Ireland!

Extinction Rage Suppose you train a monkey to push a button, by rewarding it with a banana every time. Then you stop giving it bananas. What happens next is called Extinction Rage (technically, "Frustrative Nonreward.") The monkey becomes angry and agitated. You may have experienced something similar, when a vending machine took your money and gave you nothing in return. Extinction rage may be accompanies by an "Extinction burst." Paradoxically, when the bananas stop arriving, the monkey pushes the button more, at least for a while. (In this context, the term "extinction" refers to the death of the monkey's belief that a button press will be rewarded with a banana. It's a sad time for the monkey.) In the 60's, right-wingers trained leftists to call us racists. When they called us racists, we dropped loot. Pushing the racist button was always rewarded with loot, and better yet, with the right-winger's cowering submission. So leftists pushed the racist button a lot. Then a few years ago, most right-wingers stopped dropping loot. In classic extinction behavior, leftists got angry and called us racists even more. They frantically pushed the racist button, hoping the bananas would resume, getting angrier and angrier when they didn't. Some leftists are still pushing the button. I'm sure you can make the connection to the sexist button, as well as the homophobe, islamaphobe, and trans-phobe buttons.

Dog Bandit is sitting in the car refusing to make eye contact while making huffing noises because he thinks he is getting replaced with the baby cow in the back of the car. You're still loved, Bandit!😀🥹