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Meanwhile, I find it interesting that nobody ever says shit about farmers and ranchers working from home...
Jun 9
Remote work is a scam for lazy people who want to fold laundry and walk their dogs on company time. If you're actually productive, you wouldn't be fighting so hard to stay on your couch in your sweatpants.
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This may be a hot take, but the best Reddit posts all begin "My (now former) friend..." Anyway, @charlottedobre is my new favorite guilty pleasure! #WeddingDrama #Bridezilla
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May 20
Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees
"Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents"
"You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you"
"Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money"
"Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"
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I'm officially onboard with @kevinolearytv - Let's bankrupt @McDonalds, @pizzahut, @KFC, @Arbys, @dunkindonuts and - of course - his favorite villain, @Starbucks! #EatFromHome #PackALunch #WealthyEliteSandwichesForSale #Millennials #GenZ #Inflation
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To anybody who's still all "#Trump and the @GOP are great for the economy," this was a $12 lunch today. #IWishThisWasHyperboleOrSarcasmOrSatire
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If #Congress can't live on $174K per year, maybe they should stop going to Starbucks and eat less avocado toast. Right, @DaveRamsey?
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IDEA: TED Talks. But it's rednecks explaining the future of duct tape and bailing wire. #JEDTalks
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Reminder: Jeff Bezos' mother would be working at an Amazon warehouse today to raise her son on her own until she marries an oil company executive who can lend $250,000 to her kid to start an online book retailing business.
May 9
Jeff Bezos was born in Alberquerque to a 17 year old high school mom who divorced his alcoholic dad before Jeff was 2. He worked at McDonald's before his grades earned his way into Princeton. He started Amazon in a garage with a 245k investment from his parents.
That's reality.
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No, we can't. If you're a MAGA Republican, then you have MAGA values. MAGA values include protecting pedophiles, cutting the social safety net that helps the least of us, tearing families apart, and despising education and expertise. So, no. I don't respect you.
May 7
I’m a MAGA Republican. That doesn’t make me your enemy. It means I see things differently. We can disagree on politics and still respect each other. That used to be normal. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
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In trial this week. Managing partner is convinced opposing counsel's expert witness was "totally flirting" with me through my cross examination of her. #LawyerGoals #MaximumEffort
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They think "no kings" is literal, talking about "all the 'No Kings' protestors seem quiet about Charles' visit." They think "86" literally means "kill," then talk about "when I worked in a kitchen, it meant 'kill the order.'" They took the salad out back and shot it? 🤷🤦
REPORTER: "How will you prove intent when...Mr. Comey said he did not associate '86' with doing harm?"
ACTING AG BLANCHE: "How do you prove intent in any case? You prove intent with witnesses, with documents, with the defendant himself to the extent is appropriate."
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Apr 28
Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. espn.com/mens-college-basket…
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1/ Meanwhile, this is why #Navy #SEAL Bissonnette was a team leader and not a strategic commander. Let's play it out:
The #CorrespondentsDinner was, by 2012, a high-profile annual event in Washington which president had attended every year without fail since 1981....
Apr 26
FLASHBACK: Navy SEAL Team Six operator Matt Bissonnette exposed the truth that Obama personally delayed the bin Laden mission by 24 hours purely so he could attend the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
The operation was locked in for a moonless night with perfect weather and air density. At Obama’s direction, it was pushed back one day. Temperatures spiked, lift dropped, and one of the stealth Black Hawks crashed inside the compound, exactly the risk the original timeline had been engineered to avoid.
Bissonnette put it bluntly, Because Obama needed to hit the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
The team already had razor-thin prep time after receiving the tip. That vanity-driven delay forced them to fly in suboptimal conditions, all so Obama could deliver cheap shots at Trump and play Lion King clips while operators risked everything.
Mission success came despite the politics, not because of them.
Bissonnette’s account lays bare the cost of putting Washington optics above warrior safety.
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11/ our #SpecialForces and Tier 1 operators. But being the highly trained boots on the ground does not give you insight into the 30,000 foot view, including the map of strategic and tactical dangers. It's why Ike put our forces on a 24-hour stand-down on June 5, 1944, too....
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12/ Weather and moonlight are ONE factor out of hundreds that have to be considered. And no plan is fool-proof; it's often about weighing the prospect of success against the cost of defeat.
Maybe Bissette needs to stop being so butthurt and call it a win. /THREAD END
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