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Who doesn’t want the Schwab Wrangler?! Anybody… Anybody?
May 31
There are worse gifts.
(Not many worse, but there are some)
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They’re counting in metric.
Mar 15
🤷🏽♂️
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Have seen a guy in a Pro-Am do the same thing. Can imagine how that round went.
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24 hours later, the mental, physical and emotional battle that @AnthonyKim_Golf has had to overcome is just still so goddamn amazing in the golf world.
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Anonymous Pro Shop retweeted
Feb 15
This isn’t a time to bicker over the Battle of the Tours. This is the time to appreciate a truly remarkable story of perseverance.
Anthony Kim was one of my favorite players as a kid. Then he disappeared and re-emerged more than a decade later looking like a completely different person. Today he's showing us that DOG is still in there. Big time.
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Will repeat. If anyone, regardless of your position on pro golf doesn’t find this compelling. You don’t actually love the game itself and should give it up.
Feb 15
Anthony Kim didn’t earn a single point his first two LIV seasons. That wasn’t shocking—he’d been retired for over a decade! But when he got relegated, seemed like maybe that was it for the comeback. It wasn’t, he earned his way back, now this. Impossible
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AK’s caddy deserves this too. He’s doing a hell of a job.
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AK is unconscious. In the best possible way he has been in years. This is a wild performance. Regardless of where you sit on the pro golf spectrum, this man is dialed.
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In all fairness if this is the lynch pin to someone’s day, one has got it pretty damn good.
Hell. P Reed won again today and nobody has his head on a pike. That’s a feat.
If you liked the Bad Bunny halftime show, unfollow us right now.
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If anyone is offended right now, we’d love to remind them that we don’t give a fuck and they’re still expected to play way fucking faster than they do.
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Witness the whitest event in golf. Wait. Greenest. Greenest! Carry on.
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FUCK!
Jan 30
🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us what your handicap is, what's something you say at least 10 times per round?
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Absolutely unacceptable! That’ll get those ratings up too.
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Not sure how anyone can have any argument based in reality. Scottie the player is a phenom but is terribly bland marketing material. They need some flash that he’ll never bring. Just fact.
Jan 26
It drives the @PGATOUR 🤡 absolutely mad that I consistently hit on their Scottie Scheffler Achilles heel. You can force yourself to try & make it interesting if it’s your job. Just don’t expect us to care bc we don’t. 😂
Now make this tweet about LIV bc that’s all you have & obsess over all my tweets like the 🤡 you are. Lmao.
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Absolutely this. If someone uses that exemption it should bump the field number up by one not push someone out.
That said. Bet on Vijay at the Mitsubishi Electric.
Jan 18
I am very impressed with Vijay Singh’s play this week. I remain opposed to the money list exemption rule. Two things can be true at once.
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Sounds like the club isn’t on the hook for flight or accommodations. You’re hired! 😂
Jan 17
I’m available for speaking engagements. My fee schedule is generally a free round and a high quality lunch (course dependent). 😂
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Care to do a public speaking engagement at the club? Our members need to be reminded of this.
Jan 17
I’ve said this before - people forget all the time that #golf is supposed to be a FUN, recreational activity that is great for our mental/physical health. Most of us are not professionals. When playing or being a fan stops being fun/healthy, you should prob find something else.
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This guy is projecting a shitty year on others. Way to go bonehead.
Jan 15
🚨🗣️⛳️ #SOUNDING OFF — Safe to say that Wyndham Clark is NOT thrilled that Brooks Koepka is back: “If you would have told me that I could have gone for a year and a half, make a boatload of money and then be able to come back and play on the PGA Tour, I think almost everyone would have done that.” (Via @SiriusXMPGATOUR)
Do you agree with Wyndham?
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Which Jordan? Larry? This is so lame.
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7 Dec 2025
For all that #AustralianOpen was last night. The Hero by comparison, is brutal. Hours worth of sucking up to Scottie. Guy is unreal but show some love to the rest of the field.
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