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Prose πŸ“š @ProseProducer
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You think you hate journalists enough? You aren't even close.
The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
Jun 11
Opinion: SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him theglobeandmail.com/business…
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That company (loblaws) that magically brings food from all over the world into one of thousands of convenient locations across the country made an astounding $50 per Canadian last year! I AM OUTRAGED!
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@Reil76
Jun 12
Replying to @cgy_guy
Oh no, they only made 2B in profit. How will they ever survive off of that? Guess we should let the em charge us more?!?
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Being fat is the worst marker of vice, it's just lazy and unspiring, power to the crackheads, gamblers and sex addicts
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DJ with a distinctive hat
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Unrelated reminder that the best guitar player for the Beatles was Eric Clapton
beanmouth strikes again@piperocktheory
Jun 11
imagine there was a 5th Beatle who couldn’t play an instrument, had a worse voice than the others, didn’t write any of the music, tried to dissuade the band from making Revolver, purposefully sabotaged Sgt. Pepper from ever being finished, was a rapist, and they couldn’t fire him
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You know those rich tycoons living on moons and mars in sci fi stories? Yeah, their ancestors bought spacex stock.
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan
Jun 8
[on my death bed] "Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"
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Chicago@itschicagoooo
Jun 8
Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work
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Hope is delusion wrapped up in a warm blanket
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Prose πŸ“š
@ProseProducer
16 Jan 2025
About 3 spicy chickens away from scheduling a colonoscopy
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Bought a pineapple vape the other day just to feel like I was still part of the culture
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Poopcel Groypers@PoopcelGroypers
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Punished Billy
@gigabilly
Jun 3
Libtards watch black people eat 10,000 calorie jar of pineapple demon juice and stare at you dead in the eyes and demand universal healthcare.
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Herman.fun
@doomscroll_x
May 30
I don't understand bro. I've experienced every single highly regarded piece of art and culture from the last 50 years why aren't I happy yet?!?
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How to psyop yourself into obsession?
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People saying the blue origin explosion is the β€œend of space flight as we know it” and other hyperbolic nonsense. Brother you were always a distant second place in this race. It was never gonna happen.
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Luke Metro
@luke_metro
May 28
Germans fleeing to Argentina after orchestrating failed political revolutions
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Latinometrics
@LatamData
May 28
ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership. (NYT)
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Gonna 40x leverage trade my bread money into generational wealth
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James Fishback
@j_fishback
May 24
I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday. Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.
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N@nordman__
May 15
You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.
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