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In May 2026, NIO Inc. delivered 37,705 vehicles, representing an increase of 62.3% year-over-year, 28.4% month-over-month. The deliveries consisted of 20,013 vehicles from NIO's premium smart electric vehicle brand NIO, up 50.8% year-over-year. 12,029 vehicles from the family-oriented smart electric vehicle brand ONVO, up 91.5% year-over-year, 124.8% month-over-month; and 5,663 vehicles from the small smart high-end electric car brand firefly, increasing of 53.9% year-over-year, 13.7% month-over-month. In the first five months of 2026, NIO Inc. has delivered a cumulative total of 150,526 vehicles, marking a 68.7% increase year-over-year. As of now, NIO Inc. has delivered a cumulative total of 1,148,118 vehicles. The NIO ES9, a flagship executive SUV, as launched on May 27, 2026, with deliveries commencing immediately. In addition, the ONVO L80 was officially launched and commenced deliveries on May 15, 2026. Deliveries of the 2026 ONVO L90 commenced on May 9. The ONVO New L60 made its debut and opened for pre-orders at the 30th Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area Auto Show in late May. Show cars are now arriving at ONVO stores across China, with the official launch scheduled for June 11. #NIO #BlueSkyComing
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Yao Ming, Chief Experience Officer of the NIO ES9, joins William inside the vehicle for an authentic experience of NIO’s flagship executive SUV. From expansive space and refined cabin comfort to effortless recharging and smart driving, step into the ES9 with Yao Ming and experience a flagship journey beyond the horizon. #NIO #NIOES9 #BlueSkyComing
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May 21
NIO Inc. Reports Unaudited First Quarter 2026 Financial Results NIO Inc. announced its unaudited financial results for the first quarter ended March 31, 2026. - Excluding share-based compensation expenses, adjusted profit from operations (non-GAAP) was RMB 66.8 million (US$ 9.7 million) in the first quarter of 2026, achieving profitability for two consecutive quarters. - Total revenues were RMB 25,532.7 million (US$ 3,701.5 million) in the first quarter of 2026, representing an increase of 112.2% from the first quarter of 2025. - Gross profit was RMB 4,859.1 million (US$ 704.4 million) in the first quarter of 2026, representing an increase of 428.4% from the first quarter of 2025. - Gross margin was 19.0% in the first quarter of 2026, setting a new four-year record. - Vehicle margin was 18.8% in the first quarter of 2026, recording four consecutive quarters of quarter-over-quarter growth and hitting a new four-year high. - Other sales margin was 20.6% in the first quarter of 2026, setting a new four-year record. - Balance of cash and cash equivalents, restricted cash, short-term investment and long-term time deposits was RMB 48.2 billion (US$ 7.0 billion) as of March 31, 2026. We generated positive operating cash flows in the first quarter of 2026, delivering positive operating cash flow for three consecutive quarters. - We expect total deliveries in the second quarter to range between 110,000 and 115,000 vehicles, with a year-over-year growth of 52.7% to 59.6%. Revenue guidance is set at RMB 32,777 million (US$$ 4,752 million) to RMB 34,436 million (US$$ 4,992 million), up 72.4% to 81.2% year over year.
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$NIO Q1 Financial Results before the market open 🚨 Nio Inc. management will host an earnings conference call at 8:00 AM U.S. Eastern Time on May 21, 2026. 🔻Beijing/Hong Kong/Singapore Time 8:00 PM 🔻Los Angeles (PDT) 5:00 AM 🔻New York (EDT) 8:00 AM 🔻London (BST) 1:00 PM 🔻Berlin (CEST) 2:00 PM A live and archived webcast of the conference call will be available on the Company’s investor relations website at ir.nio.com/news-events/event…. #China #NIO #EV #Trading #Finance #Market #Stocks
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JUST IN: FOX NEWS JUST REVEALED IRAN IS HOLDING $7,700,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN EXPOSURE BTC IS THE NEW WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY 🔥
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This is massive. Quietly the @federalreserve has released a "payment account" guideline for public comment which would allow crypto companies to settle payments directly with the Fed.
Following earlier public input, @federalreserve requests public comment on a proposal to establish a “payment account,” which legally eligible financial institutions could use for the specific purpose of clearing and settling their payments: federalreserve.gov/newsevent…
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🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES.. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!! The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing".. It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point.. Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume".. Every single firm said yes.. Here's what they recorded.. Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume".. When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200".. $200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume.. MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera.. "We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit".. He said that on a recorded FBI video call.. CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely.. ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic.. All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded.. And the clients were even worse.. Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors.. $7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic.. One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook.. Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything.. When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture.. But here's the part that broke my brain.. Real people bought NexFundAI.. The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish.. When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token.. The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back.. And it gets worse.. Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day.. Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for.. Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore.. IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular.. The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected.. The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured.. And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.
THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE!🤯 The FBI launched its own crypto token last year just to trap the scammers. They were sick of pump and dumps. So they built a real token with a real site and real branding, called it NexFundAI, and waited to see who would show up. Within weeks, scammers were lining up to fake the volume for undercover agents. Then one of them got on a recorded call and said it out loud. Their entire business model was making regular people lose money so they could profit. The FBI had all of it on tape. 18 charged. $25M seized. Arrests across 3 countries. The wildest part? The FBI ran a cleaner crypto project than half the founders out there. And the whole thing was a trap from day one.
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JUST IN: Elon Musk's SpaceX discloses holding 18,712 $BTC worth over $1.4 billion.
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This man is about to change the dollar forever. But almost nobody's watching... He's moving a bill through Washington with a July 4th deadline. And when it passes, America's entire financial system gets rewired: (1/8)
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Trump threatening Iran for weeks
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Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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With all due respect to the Office of the President, this post contains several claims that are factually inaccurate and theologically misguided, and as a Catholic I feel compelled to respond. 1. The Pope was not elected to please any president. Pope Leo XIV was elected by 133 cardinals from across the world in a sacred conclave, on the fourth ballot, on May 8, 2025.  The Holy Spirit guides the conclave, not American politics. To suggest that “if I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican”  is not only historically ignorant but theologically offensive to every Catholic on earth. 2. He was not an unknown outsider. Pope Leo XIV served as Prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops under Pope Francis, one of the most powerful roles in the Vatican, responsible for selecting bishops for dioceses worldwide.  He was one of the most qualified candidates in the College of Cardinals. 3. He is deeply rooted in service, not politics. An Augustinian missionary who worked for decades in Peru, Pope Leo XIV dedicated his life to the poor and the Gospel long before any political figure noticed him.  His name honors Leo XIII, the Pope who championed workers’ rights and the poor during the Industrial Revolution, a tradition of Catholic Social Teaching that predates any modern political party. 4. The Pope’s role is prophetic, not partisan. When the Pope speaks on peace, nuclear weapons, immigration, or the dignity of nations, he is fulfilling the mission of Christ, not opposing any government. His first words as Pope were “Peace be with you all,”  echoing the Risen Christ (John 20:19). A Pope who is silent on injustice would be failing his divine mandate. 5. Demanding a Pope “get in line” with a president contradicts 2,000 years of Church history. From St. Peter before Nero, to St. Thomas More before Henry VIII, to John Paul II before Soviet communism, the Church has never existed to validate earthly power. “We must obey God rather than men.” (Acts 5:29) As Catholics, we pray for all leaders, including President Trump. But we stand firmly with our Holy Father. Habemus Papam. And he answers to God alone.
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Feb 21
Another day, another new record $NIO
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$Nio reported that on 18Feb26 (the 2nd day of the Chinese New Year), #Nio's total battery swap volume reached 158,290 times, setting a new record! @NIOGlobal
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Very cool overview of who owns Bitcoin.

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Condoms should be banned from the Olympic Village. We need more super humans to fight the robots.
This aired tonight to 1 billion people in China. A year ago these robots could barely wave a handkerchief, now they can do backflips and kung fu with nunchucks. Physical intelligence is the next frontier.
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🚨 TODAY: Crypto Fear & Greed Index plunges to 5 Extreme Fear, the lowest level on record.
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BREAKING: $MON up 17% on news that Monad is hosting a $7.5m accelerator
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