Dyke from the edge of the world 🌏🇳🇿𐄛25𐄛She/It/They/Doe 𐄛 @Cpt_PORL's salt lick 😳𐄛🔞𐄛Your local SUV tyre slasher𐄛Aerospace Engineer 🛰️𐄛ΘΔ, &, t4t
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my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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BREAKING: Due to the resignations and untrust in the Labour Party, Sir Kier Starmer has transformed into Mecha-Starmer, promising to eradicate "the Greens" as quickly as possible.
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RT @Footinit: This was recently installed in a small town near me but the spoilsports removed it within 24 hours.
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"wow you look like [male celebrity with long curly hair]' I will blow my brains out in front of you. Do not test me. Holy shit
telling a trans woman she looks like a rockstar from the 80s is a microaggression
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I'm so ratlimitpoisoned that I'm convinced this is an additional bit
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obviously time for recriminations with Labour but it is also important to remember to laugh at matt goodwin
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ALT keir stinker in a corridor saying "lots of energy, lots of vibe"
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Poop incident but once a lady was pooping herself on my bus and laughing about it and a guy turned to me and said “I thought that smell was you at first. Hey, I’m Jake” and then smiled and held out his hand as if trying to hit on me. By saying he thought I smelled like poop
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