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The Blue Against The Grays : Nobody knew who fired the first shot. By then it didn’t matter. If there was a civil war in 2026 it might go like this. a.co/d/0i3fip9U
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You’re an annoying Little Bitch. Plain and simple
Turns out that Spencer Pratt is a Snowflake!!
But at least he doesn’t fall asleep on national TV, so there’s that.
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This is what they took from us!
Let's throw it back to 1980. It was a good year. Had my first real girlfriend that summer. LOL
As you'll see, He Stopped Loving Her Today was climbing the charts on it's way to #1 later in the summer.
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Hey Grok ... Who is the mostest un-wokest mofo of all time??
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Hey Elon…
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Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast retweeted
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Elon isn't stealing from me. Illegal aliens and welfare grifters are
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Nope. I’m happy for Elon.
We should be celebrating success, not attacking it.
Parents and leaders should tell kids - Work hard. Stay focused. Take risks. Build something that matters.
Maybe one day you’ll be the next Elon Musk.
The lesson isn’t that he became a trillionaire.
The lesson is what’s possible when you refuse to quit.
As a good human being, does Elon Musk's trillionaire status bother you?
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Hey! What happened to the Hantavirus?
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I’d buy Los Angeles and Clean it up
What would you be doing right now if you were Elon Musk?
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Jealousy is an ugly emotion. Makes you ugly outside too
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4:37 AM
Cats: “Steve! Steve! Emergency! Wake up! This cannot wait!”
4:40 AM
Food hits bowl.
4:43 AM
Cats: “Thank you for your service.”
Then they vanish into some secret cat dimension where they spend the next eight hours sleeping behind a chair, under a bed, inside a closet, or somehow folded into a space physically smaller than the cat itself.
Meanwhile I’m making coffee thinking:
“You little freeloaders woke me up like the house was on fire, and now you’re both unconscious.”
The best part is when you spend twenty minutes looking for them.
“BOBO?”
Nothing.
“SILLY?”
Nothing.
You start wondering if they got outside.
Then three hours later one of them casually walks through the living room stretching like they just got back from a hard day at the office.
Cats don’t play hide-and-seek.
They play Hide and Sleep.
The objective isn’t to avoid being found.
The objective is to make you think you’re their owner when in reality you’re just the breakfast staff.
I imagine their morning meeting goes something like this:
Silly: “You wake him up.”
Bobo: “I woke him up yesterday.”
Silly: “Fine. We’ll both yell until he feeds us.”
Bobo: “Then what?”
Silly: “Back under the bed. Same as always.”
Bobo: “Good plan.”
And somehow they’ve convinced humans this arrangement is perfectly reasonable.
Dogs wake you up because they want to spend the day with you.
Cats wake you up because they have a scheduling conflict with an empty food bowl.
After that, you’re dismissed.
Until dinner. 😆🐈🐈⬛
That’s not pet ownership.
That’s being the overnight manager of a very small, very furry hotel.
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Listen. Can anyone relate? suno.com/s/8MyMuOPTIeS3QNWf
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Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast retweeted
Jun 12
you're being driven around DC in an SUV with your own personal driver.
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.
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😂😂😂
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Ariana Grande’s brother and ex-boyfriend look so much alike that a psychiatrist like Sigmund Freud would have a field day figuring it out.
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I don’t know who said this, but it’s true
If you’re sad go for a run .. you’ll realize your physical health is worse than your mental
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Jealousy is a destructive wild fire burning thru liberalism
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These two wrote an article called The Rise and Fall of Elon Musk.
Elon Musk fell into history yesterday as the world’s first trillionaire.
“Journalists.” 🤡
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Another commie who wants free stuff
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Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $1.1 trillion
Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $262 billion
Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $202 billion
Tipped Minimum Wage
1991: $2.13 an hour
2026: $2.13 an hour
5 words: Tax oligarchs out of existence.
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You can look at her and see the problem
Refusing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance and teaching your daughter to do the same is repulsive. This isn’t resistance—it’s ignorance.🤬🤦🏻♀️💯
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Pocahontas only wants the government to be trillionaires by taxing you to death. They produce nothing, they just steal your money.
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Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.
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When a Civil War reenactment in Texas turns deadly, retired veteran Harlan Cole witnesses the shot that nobody can explain — and nobody wants to tell the truth about. With his twelve-year-old grandson Davis and a journalist named Riley Shaw, Harlan drives north through a country coming apart at the seams, carrying seventeen seconds of footage that could change everything.
THE BLUE AGAINST THE GRAYS is a novel about what happens when a nation that has been rehearsing its own destruction finally stops rehearsing. It’s about the feed that fed the fire, the men who believed what it told them, and the ones who didn’t — and what it costs both sides to live in the same valley afterward.
A story about truth. About what gets written down. About sunflowers that come back every April whether anyone is watching or not.
“Your truth is the most dangerous phrase in the modern language.” A second American civil war. No uniforms from a real army. No clear sides. Just neighbors, a feed full of lies, and one man who saw what actually happened.
THE BLUE AGAINST THE GRAYS
by Steve Mudflap McGrew
Available SOON on Amazon KDP.
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Available Now a.co/d/0j1GOzyO
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