I write words.

Joined November 2025
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21 Nov 2025
I'm very interested in hearing what people think the world will look like in the not-so-distant future, with the advent of advanced AI / automation. What will the world look like when most jobs are being done by robots?
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Jun 13
Fact.
Replying to @jarvis_best
Other countries do not have waterfalls and even if they did they would be American
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Jun 13
Master’s Degree. Never learned how to budget.
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jun 13
New Bacon, Eggsylvania
Name the first city on Mars after the last thing you ate.
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Jun 13
Son: Mom, Julie said I sounded like you last night. Me: Why? Were you complaining to the manager? Wife:
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Jun 12
JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
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Jun 12
Loser
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Jun 11
The Irish have gotten real Irish again.
They’re not messing around. 🇬🇧
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Jun 9
This place is about to become insufferable.
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Jun 9
GM

ALT Donald Duck Bedtime GIF

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Jun 7
If you ever wanted to start a second-hand Lego store, I hear it’d be a good time. Could be a big fire sale coming soon. 😅
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Jun 5
Legit the funniest thing I've read in a long time. @wayofftheres @HeavilyRecruitd
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Jun 5
GM everyone! I decided to only post happy and supportive messages today. So, enjoy this tiny tonk! It’s so cute!
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Jun 4
Bully Cav! It works.
FINE!! ILL DO IT!! GAAWWSH! GM my frens! Its Thursday!! And since Matt is such and eager beaver, here is my GM post. I WAS gonna do something super cool and extra special but instead you will have to settle for this magnificence. GM GM GM
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Jun 4
“You need a lift belt to carry around them tiddies!” - Me flirting.
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Jun 4
Hey @grok what would Sergeant Jake "McNasty" McNiece think of @Ami_Marisol’s tweets?
ok @grok what would Cadet Kelly Collins of George Washington Military Academy think of my tweets?
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Jun 4

ALT Clint Eastwood Cowboy GIF

Describe your politics with a single gif image or video
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Jun 2
I asked Grok to depict me as a woman.
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Jun 1
Someone’s having those birthday blues. Don’t worry Bib, we’ll cheer you up!

ALT Gay Men Dance GIF

Some of you have short memories or are new here and it shows. Or you’re just fools. Do better, people.
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Jun 1
Finally got the picture in! Let’s see how it’s cross-continent visit left it.
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