Resident of The Democratic People's Republic of Oregon, but not a LWNJ. Enjoys long walks in the woods, cyberbullying politicians and media, and good coffee.

Joined February 2023
2,989 Photos and videos
Bring back the Death Penalty in Oregon:
Authorities are searching for suspects after a river otter was found dead in Lincoln County. koin.com/news/oregon/otter-f…
12
195
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring
164
461
3,705
226,602
So... they don't deserve the title "protesters" for some reason? Curious, that.
2 Roseburg men arrested for disrupting downtown Salem Pride event kptv.com/2026/06/14/2-rosebu…
6
15
78
1,585
Gather 'round, and watch as @ORSecretaryRead loses his sh!t and claims that USPS refusing mail-in voted from unverified voters is the 'end of democracy', and yet all he would have to do is send a copy of the correct and clean voter rolls to the USPS... nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/po…
5
7
22
331
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
Portland is trapped between two structural forces. First, the Oregon Public Employees Retirement System (PERS) carries a $29.4 billion unfunded liability, roughly equal to the state’s entire biennial General Fund. The system lost $8 billion in 2022, and employer contribution rates continue to rise because the state constitution protects existing benefits. Salem now pays $11 million more annually for pensions than it did just years ago. Gladstone School District’s PERS costs rose from 3% to 19% of payroll. Statewide, school districts face a $670 million increase in pension obligations in the 2025–27 biennium. These payments take priority in every budget, automatically crowding out other services. This is austerity on autopilot. Second, Oregon’s property tax system caps assessment growth at 3% annually and limits total taxes as a share of market value. When market values collapse—as they have downtown—taxes must fall.
13
43
134
1,581
This is one of the reasons I still live here.
This is the ingredients list of Tillamook cheese 4 ingredients. You almost never see this anymore in America Compare that to Kraft or Velveeta cheese which both have around 21 ingredients and can’t even legally be called cheese anymore in America You can make good choices in America, you just have to be educated Make America Healthy Again
10
1
38
1,136
Please be true, please be true, please be true....
Postal Service won’t deliver mail ballots for states that don’t hand over voter lists, under plan for Trump directive cnn.com/2026/06/10/politics/…
2
16
144
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
So you're whining that the GOP is working to make petroleum, the very lifeblood of our economy, less expensive? No petroleum means no fuel, no plastics, most clothing would cease to exist, food production would drop to starvation levels... Just how stupid are you, exactly?
1
4
78
If you live rural, I suggest a fire extinguisher in one hand, and a rifle in the other.
Oregon Governor Tina Kotek has declared a drought emergency for five more Oregon counties, bringing the total now to 17 under drought emergency. katu.com/news/local/17-orego…
9
7
67
1,509
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
EXCLUSIVE/BREAKING: DA alleges Ethan Burlingame emailed a “declaration of war” against the U.S. and intended to “cause suffering, destruction and terror as an act of war and terrorism to burn down the empire” in setting Fossil, OR power transmission pole, structure ablaze. 🔗👇🧾
8
22
66
3,866
Looks like phone calls were made, and someone was told it's a bit too early to do this. After all, the sheep might forget all about this gesture by election day, and the Salem Swamp desperately needs something to steal the credit for...
PGE's hike on data centers, lowered rate for other customers put on hold until July kgw.com/article/money/busine…
2
1
23
644
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
Replying to @RepBonamici
Red states seem to be doing fine... why can't Oregon's dominant Democrat government in Salem get the same prosperity from their socialist policies? I mean, scream "Orange Man Bad!" all you want, but Salem caused the mess here. Also, how much money did you shovel at Ukraine?
1
2
75
426
Seems at least one teacher's union is mad. Money is tight because of lower enrollments and a shrinking tax base (homeless don't pay taxes, after all.) PAT thinks they should, regardless, remain entitled to fat pay benefits with no layoffs. Do they not teach economics there?
Dozens of Portland school layoffs violate contract rules, teachers union says kgw.com/article/news/educati…
1
1
2
65
First time I've seen city government actively driving out their tax base... The Portland Doom Loop accelerates.
Replying to @benedtl
The DSA in coordination with the Peacocks are doxing small businesses in portland who are signing folks up for the Safer Portland petition. DSA/antifa are domestic terrorists. Please support these businesses!!
1
1
46
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
1
2
3
82
Folks... the socialists in Portland are starting to run out of other people's money. Their next step is to rattle sabers and make threats in the direction of Salem to get more. Salem can't and won't just shovel it over, because if they did, things like PERS would quickly collapse, and the SEIU would form lynch mobs. So... the other two options: raise everyone else's taxes, or burn the state down to get some sweet federal money. ...maybe both?
Mayor Wilson warns Portland’s affordable housing system is on verge of financial collapse koin.com/news/portland/mayor…
7
28
129
4,095
Seems that Kotek's army is mobilizing:
A man was taken into custody after setting a series of fires at power poles and other properties near Fossil, Oregon, according to the Wheeler County Sheriff's Office. katu.com/news/local/oregon-m…
5
9
46
1,140
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
Pretty much
342
7,099
30,456
170,669
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
Fmr Oregon Sen. Bob Packwood (R) has passed away.
10
10
55
1,613
Seems that Oregon DOR is getting creative in how they fund the state... by committing literal theft.
“I woke up and $20,000 was gone — taken by a state I’ve never even lived in.” “I called them. The address they had for me was a public park.” If a state you’ve never set foot in can freeze your account over a ‘mistake,’ that’s not a glitch — that’s unchecked power.
1
4
133