When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them in its eyes and burn their house down. - Not approved for general audiences. So scram! 🔞
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The Real Dank Clank(er) retweeted
Halo YouTubers need to be skinned alive
You can actually still parry a sword against another weapon in Halo Campaign Evolved! Also if you get a hit on another player, it actually shows a really cool slash effect across the armor! #Halo
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"what if we raised little boys to see themselves as inherently bad and corrupt?"
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why is the dating pool full of men who are so shy and awkward
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"... updated designs..."
Nintendo says Zelda: Ocarina of Time Switch 2 remake has “stunning visuals, updated designs, and timeless gameplay” nintendoeverything.com/ninte…
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly has enough evidence to convince any jury in America, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the CIA k-lled his uncle, John F. Kennedy.
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This is how games were advertised back in the day.
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Es delirante ver como Sony ha afeado a todos sus personajes femeninos en las secuelas.
Son mujeres completamente distintas.
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Jewish niggas be like “we don’t control the government” then have secret service drag Sean Strickland out of UFC at the White House
We got photos of Sean Strickland getting escorted out be Security/Secret Service 😭
#FREESEANSTRICKLAND
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Putin says he doesn't fear the UK because, "they can't even stop rubber boats invading their country or foreign men raping their women and kids." He also said the British people hate their leader.
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America First UFC Fighter Sean Strickland Crashes UFC White House Press Conference after he was banned for criticizing Israel.
“Come ban me that f**kin’ pedophile.”
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The Real Dank Clank(er) retweeted
If billionaires and trillionaires suddenly disappeared overnight, everything would get worse for me. If everyone on SNAP disappeared, everything would get better.
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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“Oh, you hate the MAWS villain designs but like The Batman, how double standard of you!”
My brother in Metropolis, they passed the silhouette test!
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The Real Dank Clank(er) retweeted
Gabe Einhorn, the guy posting private business communications, runs an ID verification company called VryfID. So, the company you’re supposed to trust with your confidential information, is doxxing people for things they say in private.
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“Not interested in working for a jew”
This kid applied to our job on handshake, we accepted him, and then he responded this.
He probably knows nothing about Jews accept for what they tell him in college and on social media. Sad world.
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The edit to make the pinhead bigger has become the only version of this picture now days.
AGDQ never recovered from this
reunião do pessoal que acha ruim ter mulher bonita nos videojogos
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Israel every time the USA and Iran are close to a deal
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran warns Israel's latest attack on Beirut's southern suburbs "will not go unanswered."
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It's genuinely crazy how unspiritual Muhammad's view of paradise was. It's such a sordid, undignified, and materialistic view on what the afterlife will look like. It seems too absurd to believe, and too obviously geared towards slaking the lusts of 7th century tribesmen.
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