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pico de gweilo retweeted
Jun 9
On whatever planet is inhabited by the good people at the Economist, Cubans have been suffering from “ideological certainties” for many decades, and Donald Trump can help them with that.
Back on Mother Earth, what’s causing Cuban suffering is the illegal blockade – the longest economic siege in modern history, condemned at the UN every year by all but the US and Israel.
Lift the blockade, then we can test this hypothesis around “ideological uncertainties”, m'kay?
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The US is actually a very unique place, and one of the best places in the world. Thus, we need to do everything we can to make it better for everyone here, and this starts by making better social programs, infrastructure, and housing. It's a moral imperative.
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Landlord: "Rent is due"
Blue checks: "Backrooms is anti Bosnian. Interact it you saw this"
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pico de gweilo retweeted
May 28
watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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Norway
May 27
In my culture our grandmothers hate us and want us to starve and everybody is really quiet
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pico de gweilo retweeted
Implying Ted Cruz cares at all about public perception of his own wife😂😂😂😂😂
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May 27
Ki-Adi-Mundi
NYT: Chris Ewing, 68, a staunch Republican in San Antonio who said he was torn between the two candidates for U.S. Senate. “Paxton was endorsed by Trump, but Paxton is also immoral,” he said.
“I didn’t want to vote for Cornyn, but I did, because he was more righteous.”
#TexasSenate
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May 27
They're playing Temporex in this Kyoto brewery rn. I am truly in Bedstuy Japan.
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pico de gweilo retweeted
May 24
[offering nothing of value] new york needs me
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May 19
I'm gonna lie to myself in the future. Take one day of PTO before a vacation but get black out before I do, so that it's a suprise and I work at a normal acceptable pace before I leave.
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May 18
Starting a micro pig cafe but they're all horrible to be around so that you can leave without feeling guilt about not being a vegan.
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May 17
Bomb guy does bomb quote? Likely story.
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My home is littered with the bones of projects she just won't finish.
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pico de gweilo retweeted
19 Aug 2024
Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin
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pico de gweilo retweeted
May 14
You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more
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pico de gweilo retweeted
intensely funny that they have to ship an anti-Rabb Senator in from New Jersey for their rally because if they tried sending the incumbent Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania into Philly they’d eat him.
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Senator Cory Booker will rally with Sharif Street, PA-03 candidate, in Philadelphia May 18th
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As a devout listener of Chapo Trap House, I believe that:
1) China is a morally superior superpower
2) as long as I can do the voice
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