I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.
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Jun 12
Elon after achieving trillionaire status
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I’m at the bottom of a multi-layer SPV and am looking forward to the SpaceX IPO in much the same way a golden retriever looks forward to a car ride:
- thrilled to be involved
- no clue how cars work
- unsure if going to the park or getting neutered
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Jun 7
Sliced avocado tastes much better than the more fashionable smashed avocado.
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🚨| Mercedes have identified an issue with Russell's car which has affected him since China.
It is said to be located "between the engine and steering wheel"
[@BBCSportWales]
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Jun 6
Cuando pienso que mi vida es triste y me acuerdo que Russell estuvo esperando que Hamilton se vaya de Mercedes para ser el UNO y que al final Toto Wolff fiche a un italiano de 19 años que le pasa el trapo en todas las carreras
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Jun 5
Both Ferraris look so fast, helmets are gorgeous, race suits are beautiful. Can’t wait to see how it all goes wrong
#SnatchDefeatFromTheJawsOfVictory
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Jun 4
SpaceX is simultaneously three things
- An extremely profitable and promising space launch and telecom business
- A highly speculative and capital intensive AI firm
- A massive grift using exchanges and retail for exit liquidity
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How do you spell “Bubble”?
Jun 4
NEW: Goldman Sachs reportedly forecasts SpaceX’s AI division revenue will grow 9,900% within four years, reaching $322,000,000,000.00 by 2030.
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No matter what happens, the sun still comes up tomorrow. Be there to see it. Take it one day at a time.
Jun 4
To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now
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Jun 3
Finally got my hands on the sell-side analysis that explains why SpaceX is worth $1.75 trillion
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Someone doesn’t understand capitalism
Jun 3
Every single price rise issued by a large corporation should be preceded by a 3,000 Word document explaining why they can't dip into their profits, and detailing what the money will be spent on, down to the last penny.
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Jun 3
When you said you want to resign but Ferrari heard re-sign
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Jun 3
Leclerc’s therapist right now
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