PRESIDENT @realDonaldTrump VISIT BEAR NEIGHBORHOOD AND GIVE SPEECH !!!!!! PROMISE TO DEPORT ILLEGALS FROM BEAR FOREST !!!!!!!!!!

If we make it past the midterms without losing the legislative branch, it's time to completely chimp out on the Senate. There has to be some kind of accountability for their absolute betrayal.

Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.

It's OK to love America.

Tells you everything. Rather than: “let’s make sure many more Americans can become trillionaires” Instead it’s: “let’s make sure that no other Americans ever reach that level of success.” These people are parasites. Explicitly opposed to human flourishing. Amazing.

ALEX VINDICTIVEMAN LOVES THIS REAL PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND WANTS YOU TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW

IS THIS YOU ?

Two words that do not belong together

RELAX FOREIGNER, EVERY HEALTHY AMERICAN PUTS ON WEIGHT AT THAT AGE UPON DISCOVERING BIG MACS, WHOPPERS, AND CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMES

@HillaryClinton Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years. While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable. You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off. And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.” The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls. Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

Praying this lasts! If so all the libs will crash out and demand war!

BECAUSE @HillaryClinton IS A COWARD

ALEX VINDMAN IS A FAT NOBODY WHO COMMITTED ACTUAL TREASON HE AIN’T FLIPPING SHIT

Zohran Mamdani’s wife could be wearing a team USA jersey for the World Cup Instead she wears a jersey with Arabic.

MAN YOUR PARENTS MUST’VE NOT LOVED YOU ENOUGH A GOOD PERSON WOULD SAY “WOW, THAT’S AMAZING, I HOPE GRANDPA LIVES PAST 100!” INSTEAD YOU CHOSE TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT

“TRUMP BRINGS INCREDIBLE DISCOMFORT TO MY BUTTHOLE BECAUSE HE’S A BIG WINNER AND I’M A BIG LOSER” — SOME BALD GUY YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF

This is much better than trannies at the White House during the Biden era.

The government is literally writing victim families’ statements to protect the migrant crime wave instead of protecting British people.

Comic by @GPrime85