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6 Nov 2015
Just remember some tweets are for everyone and some tweets are for no one, but some tweets are just for yourself.
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His idiotic ramblings are sounding like the kids in 4th grade giving book reports when they hadn’t read the book.
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Jun 15
Our brains only store a few moments from the best days of our lives, but we remember every minute of our worst.
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Jun 8
The wobbly head brigade 🤣 Young Barn Owls in our barn today. @BBCSpringwatch
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5 May 2023
Back in my day the girls swooned a lot & were easier to chase.
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Jun 12
gave a baby a raspberry on her belly today & sometimes life is good
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Jun 13
Now that I am all grown up I have decided to be famous.
I will take suggestions.
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Jun 12
So very hot here so pan fried the citrus chili lime garlic seasoned salmon instead of grilling. Then added a can of water chestnuts and peppers and lightly fried. Would have preferred a white wine but had the Moon X Cab opened. Always enjoy the intense berry flavors.
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Jun 12
Father, daughter
Down by the water
Shells sink, dreams float
Life's good on our boat😎🎶
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Jun 10
Many years ago when I first joined Twitter, someone tweeted that folks needed to quit reposting so much and post some thoughts of their own. He was tired of scrolling. I say there are no rules!
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Jun 10
The proper unit of measure for 10 inches of rain is a shit ton.
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Jun 10
Find Peace
Show Kindness
Love will find you🌾
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Jun 8
Super excited about a brand new week of inner turmoil
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Jun 4
Good morning phone friends , running late traffic was horrible today ✌️🤭
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Chocolate, sex, and laughter are all important elements to maintaining a healthy brain.
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I’ve been at this job for 15 years, payroll sent me a congrats and I feel like what the fuck, man
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