The site as it looked yesterday, as it appears today, and the one apparently responsible. Every. Time.

“Pope Leo needs me to FPV-drone a data centre?”

"Comida gratis" Porque cuando el pintor Salvador Dalí salía a comer, a la hora de pagar hacia un cheque y del lado de atrás hacia un dibujo. Se aseguraba así que el dueño iba a preferir enmarcarlo y nunca lo iba a cobrar, por lo que comía gratis.

For all we hear about how backwards our antecedents were, they had a far better-functioning legal system than ours.

My newest addition to my man cave. The whiskey case of Captain Isaac Brown who captained the CSS ironclad Charleston.

cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open all confused but still worried about your safety

Some bees are friendly. They will not participate when a swarm of bees stings you to death. They also won't save you, because their first loyalty is to bees. This post is not about bees.

Incredible things are happening.

Imagine you’re tripping on acid and all of the sudden you see Nixon standing next to you

Yeah, millennials insisted on making the SATs part of the school's performance framework. They insisted on AP courses becoming part of the curriculum. They insisted on college recruiters taking trips to schools. They insisted on scholarship forms being in every admin office. Millennials demanded statistics lessons on the differences between college graduates and high schoolers in earning potential with zero time being given to the trades. Millennials were the cause of all this. Not their Boomer school administrators, Boomer bank CEOs, Boomer Politicians and Boomer parents.

Lulu is an American Hero forever in spirit. May she rest easy.

Clarence Thomas as soon as he saw the spelling errors in the Virginia Democrats SCOVA appeal.

Indians have the intelligence and arrogance of blacks while also processing the greed and inferior complex of jews. It's truly amazing.

> Be retarded Jeet lawyer > Like all Indians you got fake law degree from scam college > Retarded brother starts business, scammed investors as is Indian tradition > He gets sued > You represent him because no way in hell will an Indian pay for professional services > Get AI to write the whole brief > Hallucinates, makes up entire cases > Get fined $2500, forced to take ethics classes > Fast forward one year, submit legal documents to the same case > Used AI again and entered hallucinations again to the same judge, issued $5000 fine this time > Argue that you've already paid $73,500 in completely unrelated fines for other mistakes during that case that you should only pay $950 > Judge denies > Brother loses case, has to pay $1.4 million > Brother counter-sues for $500 million > Judge laughs and rips up the suit You think you understand how retarded Indians are but I promise you that you don't

Looks much better with the original color timing tbh

The DoD out here alienposting and it's just those "There's someone at your door" Ring cam vids that show a bee hovering in front of the door.

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult

You guys might have a hard time believing me when I say this, but the majority of the country lacks object permanence in the fact that they genuinely believe that whatever they throw into a river to get washed away simply just stops existing.

there's this big fat tuxedo cat that roams the neighborhood and my wife and me call him the boss. my wife watched this morning as a fox tried to attack him and he scared that fucker away and chased him down two blocks. hell yeah, the boss, hell yeah