Gen X, I don't care what you believe, just don't be an asshole.
Joined January 2010
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11 Dec 2025
I just switched over to @progressive and they are saving me $790 a year over @DirectAutoIns #chaching
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25 Oct 2025
Co-worker: You ever give up something then try it again and remember why you gave it up?
Me: Absolutely, Women.
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11 Nov 2024
People on the left are losing it because some celebrity dared to like another celebrity's red hat that says 'Make Jesus First Again.' Apparently, they think this is the hill to die on. Meanwhile, voters were over here like, 'Great, so what about my rent?'
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11 Nov 2024
This is just one of the ways the left fumbled the election—getting all worked up over the wrong red flags! I mean, if you’re cool with your kids believing in Santa, then maybe let adults believe in Jesus. Same general idea, just a different hat and no elves involved.
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29 Aug 2024
So, my doctor requested an accommodation at work that I not work in temps above 80 degrees, doing so will cause. Hailey-Hailey disease flare. @Walmart has basically said, we don't care what your doctor says.
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24 Jul 2024
Filter is OFF. The next few months are gonna be fun. 😎🤣
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7 Jun 2024
Two @CircleKStores right across the street from each other.... things that make you go hmmm
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5 Jun 2024
Hey @AGTimGriffin ! @joinoneapp and other banks shouldn't be allowed to keep their customers from accessing their funds for more than a day without being held responsible.
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13 May 2024
The city spending money on a new parking deck just goes to show you why residents of #LittleRock need to vote NO on the proposed sales tax increase. They waste what they already have!
13 May 2024
Lastly, as we are looking to spend money on things like a new parking deck, renovating river market hall, and other specific projects, I want to make sure we are pairing that money spent with increasing the usability of those areas. We are again in agreement.
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3 May 2024
Automatic doors were obviously invented by a gay man. They make it easier to make our grand entrance.
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21 Mar 2024
Fucking brilliant play.
21 Mar 2024
In a brilliant moment during Wednesday's sham impeachment hearing, Democratic Congressman Jared Moskowitz flipped the script and called the Republicans' bluff by making his own motion to impeach President Biden and asking the GOP to second it. The Republicans crumbled as he exposed their scam.
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22 Nov 2023
A consistent theme with @Verizon @VerizonSupport is no help. Troubleshooting does nothing to help. 200 bucks a month for shit service!
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