If I saw a school bus out on a Saturday at 11pm I would do the same the bus is obviously operated by Israel

After my head injury earlier I have unfortunately been diagnosed with brain damage, they told me I was basically Somalian now.

i think dr miami wants to fuck the twink bitch

heres a vaporwave inspired remake of daytona, a synthwave song i made recently daytona beach.mp3 not going to put it on the site just yet, fresh off the press though (no ai used for the song or visualizer background)

Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏

“Nordic aliens would help humanity prosper and share technology” “Noooo Nordic aliens would trick us into enslavement!!!” Nordic Aliens “I am quite fond of Donal Trump”

They just hired straight men to make a game for straight men.

🚨BREAKING: The U.S government gave Anthropic 90 minutes to shut down Fable and Mythos “Amazon AND others” called senior administration officials to warn about models’ capabilities Then: 1:00pm: Government calls. “Take it down.” Cites “national security threat.” No details. Anthropic asks what the threat is so they can fix it. Government said NO. 5:30pm: Commerce letter arrives with export controls. You have 90 minutes…

Where are the monster trucks at tho?

Just went to the grocery store Front doors were locked Dozens of angry customers trying to get food The manager came out “Sorry everyone - but a wealthy trillionaire has bought out our entire supply tonight,” he said. “Try again next week.” Everyone outside began to clamor Some threw rocks at the window “We’ve tried 6 other grocery stores! All of them said the same thing!” Starving children cried Through a window, I caught a glimpse inside It was Elon Musk gorging himself on canned beans, sliced turkey, and jars of mayonnaise He will consume 20 billion calories tonight while hundreds of regular people in the area will go hungry This is really what America has become

This you?

obviously a major desecration of what the nation stands for but also really awesome in a super retarded kind of way

You guys were burning flags and pulling down statues of Lincoln a couple years ago now you want to wax patriotic?

Holy cow Unlimited AI usage!!!! Just run GPT_Claude_Free.exe as admin

They live!

If @MichelleObama had let his husband @BarackObama do anything even remotely this epic, yes, we would still be talking about it today as evidence he once might have possessed a man-card. P.S. I am not suicidal, and I can paddleboard and swim like a fish.

"you guys hear the one about the chinese godfather? he made em an offer he couldnt understand"

You can really see how disproportional his head is to the rest of his body here