And you thought robot umps were as far as it would go. Same #whitesox, more metal.

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This is my ASMR. Loop it forever. ♾️ #whitesox
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This thing needs updating….. #whitesox
WAR Leaders by Team — Right Fielder
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Team sucks again. Dang. 😉 Or nice pitching by Yamamoto. #whitesox
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Also, Tristan Peters is the man. It’s one thing to be a hyped prospect, you expect them to do well, but for him to just show up out of nowhere and do what he’s doing is epic. So happy for him. #whitesox
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Yo, I think these #whitesox can play some baseball!
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Vasil added a wizard hat now? Or has he had that? #whitesox
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Ok, Anthony Kay. I doubted you too early, maybe….
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Colson’s approaches lately have been rough.
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No Murakami, No Ohtani. Why even play this series now? It was going to be epic. Feels less so now. #whitesox
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I’m saying this just a little bit sarcastically…..but a little bit not.
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How many times does a war have to be over in order for it to be over?
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Which of you weirdos hacked Facebook and can you make sure it never comes back? Thanks.
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Nevermind it’s back already. 😔
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I, also, like to slug. #whitesox
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Is Chris Getz lucky or is he actually a kickass GM? #whitesox
0% Lucky
29% Kickass
71% TBD
0% GFY
7 votes • Final results
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I’m weirdly sad about this trade. I don’t know why. Maybe because the last thing I saw of Derek Hill was him hugging Braden after his game winner, and clearly saying something to him in some detail, like a vet would. He was fairly average, wasn’t a long term guy. I get it.
Trade news: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring center fielder Derek Hill and international bonus money from the Chicago White Sox for outfield prospect Dylan Campbell and infield prospect Jose Colmenares, sources tell ESPN.
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Chuck Norris memes never really get old #RIP
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This is my new favorite thing, @stevestone. Just thought you should know. #whitesox
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Wild. No other words for it. What a team! #whitesox
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Davis Martin has aura. It’s like when Neo in the Matrix finally understands and sees the source code…but with baseball. “There is no spoon.” #whitesox
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