It’s funny how some people function like the last 24 years of geopolitics never happened.

Every year I spend a week with my family at the beach. Normally it’s a great time but this year, with Elon Musk now being a trillionaire, it feels hollow and empty. How am I supposed to enjoy a sunny beach vacation when one man has so much money? Musk has ruined my week.

You guys have no idea how demoralizing this is for Canadians.

So far in 2026: We’ve had TEAM USA win Gold in hockey. We’ve had astronauts circling the moon. We’ve got the World Cup here. We have UFC at the White House. Everyone is getting skinny. We’re curing pancreatic cancer. It’s America’s 250th. AND YOU’RE BLACKPILLING?

I’m from the south and the German team is staying in my hometown—we couldn’t be happier! It’s an absolute honor!

USA Today crazy left wing sportswriter Christine Brennan says she’s surprised the South is welcoming a German tourist here for the World Cup. Has Brennan ever actually been to the South before? It’s the kindest place in the country, maybe the world.

i see people are upset that elon didn't generate his wealth the right way, drawing a 7 figure annual salary from a prestigious washington dc based ngo with a 25% program expense ratio

Ah yes. The classic pincer move.

This is going to make soccer infinitely better.

This is such an incredibly cynical move and perfectly indicative as to why the Fairfax school system is collapsing.

Again for those in the back, Elon once offered to cut a check for $6 BILLION to the WFB to "eliminate World hunger" as they said the money could. His one condition was that the accounting was public. They did not accept.

JUST A REMINDER. Paraguay beat Brazil and Argentina and had the best defensive record in South American World Cup qualifying. They just lost 4-1 to the USMNT in their opening match at the 2026 World Cup final.

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day. 400 of them are now worth over $100 million. These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries. Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000. Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous." The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before. Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

Elon is over here making hundreds of blue collar guys millionaires overnight but you will still see critics talk about him having too much money.

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

This Brit can vouch for this experience

I’m so incredibly grateful my parents brought me out of Canada and into the U.S. as a child. I can’t imagine living in a country whose primary cultural traits are hating on success, anti Americanism, and mediocrity.

Open offer to any Euros visiting for the World Cup: I will happily take you to the gun range and get you some top notch BBQ if you’re in the DC area. Sadly I don’t have a truck, but I’ll see what I can do.

rockets used to grow in the forest and they were distributed evenly all over the world until Elon hoarded them out of spite

The funniest part about this is Al Shabaab later claimed him.

🚨#BREAKING: The Winston-Salem NC police department has now released drone footage of the "teen takeover" in downtown. Allegedly, parents were DROPPING THEIR KIDS OFF at the takeover as late as 1AM!!! The city is considering BANNING anyone under 17 from downtown after 10PM.