It’s been a terrific week of Europeans experiencing and opining on all the great things in America. I’ve been talking up hot American breakfast and black coffee for a while. But this gentleman absolutely nails why we’re doing temperature right

One silver lining of this mess is that maybe all the various pain-in-the-ass countries in the mideast will conclude we're unreliable and stop trying to involve us in their affairs

It sucks. It really does. But any franchise in pro sports would kill to have the level of success we’ve had. 1 Cup, 3 Finals, 5 Conference Finals, 8/9 years in the playoffs. A bittersweet ending for sure. We’ll be back. And we’ll be better. #ForgedInGold

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory?

Meanwhile in Tobleronistan

The worst things in the world are done by feminists who are pretending to do good for women. Let this sink in.

If I had Elon's money I would solve world hunger instantly.😡 Sent from a device purchased with with a sum of money that could have been used to feed an Ethiopian family for a year, but wasn't, because my generosity is purely hypothetical.

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al. Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

Who’s gonna tell them

I will support anyone for president who promises to ban Boomers from using, interacting with, or even looking at AI

Leafs fans are perplexed at why nobody wants to play for them, and then post shit like this

I feel bad for this guy. There's a 90 page court opinion. He's not a rapist. Reminds me of the Aziz Ansari accusation. The people using this case to tar & feather him are doing an immense amount of damage to their supposed cause.

Feel bad for this dude. Had an incredible run despite being harassed by freaks who think accusations = instant guilt

Jack Eichel on the Vegas Golden Knights being called an “evil empire” by fans: "I don't know, it's a place a lot of people want to play. So it can't be that bad, right? It can't be that much of an evil empire. I mean, you can say it's because we're aggressive and maybe we do things a little differently, this or that. But obviously whatever the organization's been doing, and I've only been a part of it for half the time, but obviously whatever the organization's been doing, they've been doing something right, right? It's had success and that starts with our owner and Bill Foley and George McPhee and Kelly McCrimmon and everyone else that's been a part of it. And that runs through our training staff, that runs through our equipment staff, that runs through all the people that work in our front office and work in the business side of things. So I think you feel that when you're there and you spend more time there it's a great organization to be a part of. It's a great city to live in. It's a great city to play for. I have nothing but great things to say about the organization. Sometimes when people have success and good things happen, other people like to try and drag them down. So it is what it is." #VegasBorn #ForgedInGold #StanleyCup

International World Cup fans after consuming high fructose corn syrup & red 40 for the first time

Crafton man reaches age where he can routinely point out where things used to be. More at 11.

Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD Gen Z: