Database and systems developer since 1987. Over 20 years working with Microsoft SQL and other DB flavors. Where does the time go?
Joined February 2010
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
13 Jul 2017
@SQLBek from @SentryOne presenting on queries and optimization at our PASS Group meeting.
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
19 Jun 2017
The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
3 Mar 2017
4th grade students preparing to visit the Respiratory System using Virtual Reality today!
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9 Sep 2016
Stealing login credentials from a locked PC or Mac just got easier arstechnica.com/?post_type=p…
Elliott Whitlow retweeted
2 Aug 2016
Congrats to @SQLReeves on becoming a #BimlHero. View Reeves Linkedin profile at bit.ly/29YruEh #biml
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
10 Mar 2016
@DBArgenis would be pleased, @PureStorage is demoing to @YetAnotherSQL and other DBAs at Granite City in the Quad Cities
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
27 Jun 2015
Me: *singing "Don't stop believing"*
Joe: What are you doing?
Me: Practicing for Journey duty
J: You mean Jury duty?
M: No, it says...shit
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
26 Jun 2015
Getting to work and see everyone around the other DBA’s table looking at what he is doing ift.tt/1QTyy42 x.com/DBAReactions/status/61…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
29 Jun 2015
Did you just say SSMS will now have “Check for Updates”? ift.tt/1g2gXGn x.com/DBAReactions/status/61…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
10 Jul 2015
You start a new contract and you find that not one of the databases are in source control,… ift.tt/1fu2mU7 x.com/DBAReactions/status/61…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
15 Jul 2015
Forgetting the Where clause on a delete statement ift.tt/1LjpGzz x.com/DBAReactions/status/62…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
16 Jul 2015
When the developer asks what I did to make their query run faster. ift.tt/1LnRWRL x.com/DBAReactions/status/62…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
25 Jul 2015
when developers, yet again, show you that they don’t understand data types by using a bigi… ift.tt/1I0TpsF x.com/DBAReactions/status/62…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
6 Aug 2015
Getting asked why dev (with FORTY EIGHT DBs up on the host) batch jobs are “slower than pr… ift.tt/1gNwLxr x.com/DBAReactions/status/62…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
7 Aug 2015
“Hello Temp table, this is my close friend memory pressure.” “I don’t believe the two of y… ift.tt/1MW4AZc x.com/DBAReactions/status/62…
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Elliott Whitlow retweeted
21 Aug 2015
When the SAN team and the sysadmin team both finally realize it *isn’t* the database. (HT … ift.tt/1E8A8cx x.com/DBAReactions/status/63…
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