A light hearted parody account, trying to raise a smile amongst long-suffering passengers. No offence meant and not targeted at individual, hard working staff
Joined November 2018
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SWR Halp retweeted
14 Oct 2021
Well done @SW_Halp Nearly four hours from London to Exeter and “even” in first class there are no refreshments…. Service? No!! #cannotrunarailway
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SWR Halp retweeted
10 Oct 2021
@SW_Help do you have any idea when your app will be working again? Trying to book tickets from CLJ to Paignton - computer says no! Looking at live updates - ditto! I presume @grantshapps and his band are aware of this week long problem @swtrains_watch @SW_Halp
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SWR Halp retweeted
22 Aug 2021
@SW_Help I left my aftershokz headphones on the 7:47 train from Waterloo to Egham. Is there anyway of finding out if these were handed in or picked up by the guard? Thank you ,🤞
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COVID-19 | All Guards and Staff will be wearing the pictured full facial masks from tomorrow. These will be mandatory for passengers too, and are available for free. Note that a £29.99 fitting charge applies. Thanks ^Donna (Chief Mask Fitter) #ClapForSWR
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Everyone at SWR Headquarters completely agrees with this. We have lost around 25% of our work force as they have been blindly licking themselves (and others) clean after finishing a Bargain Bucket. ^Barb (Temporary Head of Employee Hygiene"
Coronavirus: KFC to suspend 'It's Finger Lickin' Good' slogan over COVID-19 hygiene concerns news.sky.com/story/coronavir…
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SWR Halp retweeted
20 Aug 2020
Hi @SW_Help carriage 74434 on the train that left Barnes for Waterloo at 14.34 makes noises like a million frogs being flattened, slowly, through a rusty sugar cane press, whilst a thousand hyenas chorus approval & drag their claws down chalkboards
Just thought you should know.
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SWR Halp retweeted
20 Aug 2020
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SWR Halp retweeted
17 Aug 2020
Fuck me, this train feels like the driver is driving it like he stole it!! #turbulance on a train?? 😳😱 @SW_Halp
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SWR Halp retweeted
16 Aug 2020
Tough luck if you are going to Bagshot, but the MD of @SW_Halp said he would stop doing this. Retweet if you find it really annoying and you only have one train an hour on your line! Or you bought a home with a metro service!!
16 Aug 2020
After being delayed by a signal problem, it was decided to skip stops & cut 7 minutes from a 24 minute delay.
@swtrains_watch @GrumpNow @AdamAfriyie @michaelgove @LeoDochertyUK @EdwardJDavey @chhcalling @grantshapps @transportgovuk
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SWR Halp retweeted
16 Aug 2020
Amelia Adlam, Andrew’s step-sister, has paid the following trbiute to PC Andrew Harper, following the one-year-anniversary of his death.
“The hole you have left in our hearts is greater than the room left. My friendly giant, My biggest buddy and now my angel. I love you x"
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SWR Halp retweeted
31 Jul 2020
@SW_Help @SW_Halp @SW_Railway thanks. Another £40 trip home with @Uber because you can’t run your trains. I work in retail and spend minimum £100 a week on cabs because you can’t run a few trains. Please die of a fly infestation in your anus. You cost me over £6,5000 a year.
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SWR Halp retweeted
12 Aug 2020
@SW_Help I've said it before and I will say if again; Why in all that is holy are the door beeps on your trains so ear-piercingly loud. It is incredibly unpleasant and unnecessary.
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