Trying to be like Jesus(TRYING!) Utes, Utes, Mammoth, Jazz, Chiefs, Royals. BBQ & Dr Pepper. President of Devon Dampier fan club. Disciple of Christ #LDS
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20 Mar 2021
I’m going to make this my pinned tweet. This is when Jim Rome gave me the nickname “Salt Lake Jake”
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All teams, my Jazz used to dominate when I was growing up in the 90s. Being a fan of all of my teams sucks.
- Spurs
- Heat
- Mavericks
- Raptors
- Nuggets
- Bucks
- Warriors
- Cavaliers
- Knicks
Expansion teams, laughing stocks, and teams over which @utahjazz generally demonstrated superiority over decades that now have championships before them. Loser franchise. Absolutely pathetic.
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Salt Lake Jake retweeted
Jun 12
I am enjoying watching Texas Tech slowly burn itself to the ground
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Coach Scalley joined us!! He is so kind and I love his vision. I love what he said about Daniel Bray unsolicited. And the OL.
In this episode, Jake is joined by former Highland High running back @RSNBUtes Morgan Scalley.
If this doesn't get you excited for the season, I don't know what to say.
#goutes
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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We don't play Tech. Have BYU and Houston at home. Sets up nicely.
Jun 8
Phil Steele's Big 12 season forecast:
1. Texas Tech
2. BYU
3. Utah
4. Houston
5. Arizona
6. TCU
T-7. UCF
T-7. Kansas State
T-7. Arizona State
T-7. West Virginia
T-7. Cincinnati
T-12. Baylor
T-12. Kansas
T-12. Oklahoma State
15. Colorado
16. Iowa State
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Effing heroes. Every damn one of them. 🫡 🫡 🫡 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
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In this episode, Jake is joined by former Highland High running back @RSNBUtes Morgan Scalley.
If this doesn't get you excited for the season, I don't know what to say.
#goutes
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Salt Lake Jake retweeted
Jun 2
Some of the most damaging messaging in today’s culture is that you need to be “ready” to have kids, that they’re expensive, and that they’ll “limit” you.
Anti-child rhetoric.
You’ll never be ready, they don’t have to be expensive, and they expand your world.
Your ancestors had children in war & famine & want.
Have lots of children, enjoy them as gifts from God.
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May 29
Each day provides a new idea on how to further ruin what made college football great. So fun!
May 29
I have a take that I’m sure everyone will agree with: If the CFP expands to 24 teams, Michigan and Ohio State should play in October.
nytimes.com/athletic/7315445…
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May 28
Wow….the disrespect leaving the only undefeated P4 coach in the entire universe off the list smh
May 27
.@CBSSports Top 25 P4 CFB Coaches for 2026
5—Dan Lanning, Oregon
7—Mario Cristobal, Miami
8—Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
10—Kyle Whittingham, Mich
12—Kalani Sitake, BYU
17—Lincoln Riley, USC
22—Kenny Dillingham, ASU
Full list & @TomFornelli analysis ⤵️
superwestsports.com/ranking-…
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May 24
Nothing on earth can bring you the moments of sheer joy that children can. No major sporting event. Concert. Vacation anywhere on this planet. Or any material possession. I have experienced all of those. Nothing can bring the joy to the level a child can. Praise to the most high.
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May 23
The baddest MFer to ever do it #GoUtes
May 23
This is my muse tonight. I’ve known Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala since forever. He’s been an awesome younger brother and I’ve always appreciated his humility. It was great spending time with him at the Utah Alumni event tonight #GoUtes
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May 20
The joy this game elicited felt like an exorcism after the 5-7 season before. UCLA ended up bad but man this felt good and was fun.
May 20
Posting every touchdown from the 2025 @Utah_Football season.
Touchdown #3: @Devonddampier finds Lander Barton in the end zone for a 14-yard touchdown @ UCLA
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Literal EXACT moment
May 4
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?
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No one wants this. No fan wants this. What are we doing?
May 6
The American Football Coaches Association's Board of Trustees are expected to release its decision to support a 24-team playoff and the elimination of league title games, per @RossDellenger.
The most-discussed 24-team CFP model includes an at-large bracket determined by CFP rankings, an automatic berth for the Group of Six leagues and first-round campus games for seeds 9-24.
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