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Daniel retweeted
Jun 13
"Hydration break"
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Actually seems tame for a Saturday night in NYC.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYC sees 63 arrests, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting after Knicks fans celebrate NBA Finals win.
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Daniel retweeted
I'll take any excuse to post this clip. Maybe the funniest scene in TV history
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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but the Mailman nEvEr WoN a ChAmPiOnShIp
📽️ 6.14.1998 - OTD 28 years ago there was a 5-point swing in the Chicago Bulls' favor on missed calls on shotclock violations in Game 6 of the 1998 #NBAFinals #JazzBasketball #TakeNote #UtahJazz
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Daniel retweeted
Replying to @dGod23 @utahjazz
I want every team to win a championship before the Jazz. Make it even more hilarious.
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- Spurs - Heat - Mavericks - Raptors - Nuggets - Bucks - Warriors - Cavaliers - Knicks Expansion teams, laughing stocks, and teams over which @utahjazz generally demonstrated superiority over decades that now have championships before them. Loser franchise. Absolutely pathetic.
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And yet another team wins one before the @utahjazz. Just a sad franchise. Yes, I know they won a couple in the early 70’s.
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The Spurs coach looks like @elonmusk
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.@spurs YOU HATE TO SEE IT!!!!!

ALT Miller Choke GIF

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Why is Scotland wearing Haiti flag colors?
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The “hydration break” is just a way to insert more commercials into a game whose major selling point was always no stoppage of play other than halftime. everything is ruined. Everything.
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Not sure who needs to hear this (@dGod23) but the Motor City pizzas are on sale at Costco.
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they did the @TheBabylonBee meme
BREAKING: Trump says Iran peace deal to be signed Sunday
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Daniel retweeted
Landon Donovan hairline is the real comeback story of the World Cup 😂
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The British are in absolute shambles that America is now superior to them in soccer
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When you turn on the World Cup game and they stop play for a “hydration break.”
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Jun 13
What the hell is this hydration break stuff @realDonaldTrump? You permitted this? @FIFAWorldCup this is terrible
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The SpaceX janitor right now
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Daniel retweeted
If the government took all of Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion (which he doesn’t actually have) they would spend the entire amount in 52 days. And if they used it all to pay down the debt, we’d still be $6.5 trillion in debt. There is your real villain
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