“what do you think the average IQ of this place is Marty?”
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watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan
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This is what the first goal of the Stanley Cup Final sounded like if you were watching on WRTV in Indianapolis
In 49 other states (and Canada) it’s just the Cup
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“Don’t think the media will buy the ‘analytically speaking’ comment today”
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BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.”
There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.
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Apr 12
Watching Rory at Augusta is what it feels like to watch Jordan Spieth during every round of golf he plays at every golf course.
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The fact that they’ll implement automatic draft registration but not automatic voter registration says a lot.
Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December
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MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"
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Sarah Strong shot 2 free throws or less in 21 of their 39 games. 53% of their games
She had 4 FTA last night
Sarah has only taken MORE than 4 FTs in 4 games. (10% of their games$
Geno acting like last night was an anomaly is pathetic. Your players simply dont get to the line
"I got a kid that's one of the best players in the country and has got the ball a lot and is trying to get something done and you mean to tell me there was a never a time when she got fouled? I find that hard to believe."
- Geno Auriemma on Sarah Strong and the third quarter
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Sam Noblet retweeted
Apr 4
UConn tonight was held under 50 points for the 3rd time in 171 NCAA Tournament games...
2 of the 3 have been vs South Carolina.
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Mar 23
Trump is responsible for the long TSA lines
Mar 23
🚨NEWS: SENATE MAJORITY LEADER JOHN THUNE spoke to President DONALD TRUMP Sunday and offered to fund DHS -- without ICE.
THUNE said he'd fund ICE in a reconciliation package.
TRUMP rejected the offer. Said he wants Rs fighting Dems over DHS funding, SAVE Act.
Some Senate Rs and WH beginning to diverge as DHS shutdown nears 40 days.
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@bresreports @LauraEWeiss16 @sn_handler and me
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Mar 19
Siena should sub their whole lineup out rn and send 5 fresh guys out there
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Mar 15
What a fire shirt. 🔥
“And on the seventh day, God made the MAC a two bid league.”
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Insane that my wife got fired because this loser thought that her job was too “DEI”. Her job, btw, at USAID was determining if companies we traded with overseas were using slave labor or abusing workers.
Mar 12
One of Musk's DOGE bros explains how he flagged "DEI" grants for termination
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Mar 6
A 16 YEAR OLD JUST RAN 9.88 IN THE 100m.
@CEKing_Football’s Dillon Mitchell, 16-year-old high school sophomore, just BLAZED THHE TRACK running 9.88 in the 100m?
🤯🤯🤯🤯 @2uperman2 @rg37v7
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Sam Noblet retweeted
Mar 4
This war is costing a billion dollars a day. In one fucking month we will spend more over there than we needed to save healthcare for more than 2 million Americans. They literally are taking away your food and your healthcare for this regime change war of choice.
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Feb 28
Trump ran on exposing the pedophiles and stopping wars. Trump is now protecting the pedophiles and starting wars. #maga
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Feb 28
Rep. Jason Crow on the president warning Americans could die: "How amazing of Donald Trump to say, you know, that often happens in war. And that's a cost he's willing to take. Great for him. It's not his kids. It's not his family. It's not his billionaire donors who are having to go off and do it."
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Feb 28
I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this
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