Old women love me... has-been frat star

Joined July 2011
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I’ve been trying to tell y’all old women love me lol
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Save me from myself.
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RYDER I HARDLY KNOW HER
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Just suplexed my wife into the bed 3 times in a row and she loved it. Who needs therapy!?
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New year. New me.
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My wife just asked me if I wanted to watch the Victoria's Secret fashion show. #justforyou @livinlikelaur3n
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I'm officially going to become an Uncle Sam and I couldn't be more excited

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10 May 2024
It’s still a crime that this Anthony Edwards dunk didn’t count.

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My wife ran over a sea turtle on a jet ski and I believe that's a felony @FBI @CIA @NLRPD
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New year. New me.
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She isn’t even that good a singer:/
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Good luck @RazorbackFB finally back home at Razorback Stadium vs Mississippi State. #WinAsOneRazorback
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I am now the owner/operator of a pretty nice rack @livinlikelaur3n thank babe! I love you!
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I'm pretty sure fruits and vegetables give you a small peen
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Highest graded Quarterbacks this season⭐️
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Anybody got the clip of that dude bouncing off KJ in the first quarter?
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Yeah no shit. They don't have a sub.
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OceanGate, the company that owned the submarine that imploded near the Titanic, will be suspending operations
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4 Jul 2023
Chewsday innit?
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