Owner/Operator of @thedbleamington @thedbbottleshop @magicwingdom talker of nonsense, eater of burgers, snowboarder, sous vider, lover of film, comics et al
Joined July 2011
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
6 Mar 2023
Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.
A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?
Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible
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10 Jan 2023
This is my mum. She had a kidney transplant 25 years ago and they said it would last 5 years. She ain’t well and I love her so very much X x
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
7 Jan 2023
David Beckham's 2nd son arrived at training for Brentford, he asked the coach "What number shirt am I?"
The coach said "Wear four out there Romeo…”
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
7 Jan 2023
I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
5 Jan 2023
“He fucking slipped”
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
26 Dec 2022
You've heard of Elf on a shelf, now get ready for.....
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
12 Nov 2022
Absolutely Kate - I have a CBILS Loan of £ 800k of which £100k paid back - so the Govt encouraged ‘Help’ has put so many into Debt that restricts ability to reinvest ! And now after 14 months back trading we have escalating Interest Rates too ! It’s Mad 😡 Need VAT cut to 10% Now
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
9 Nov 2022
the dad in a gravy advert watching his child taking the last roast potato
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24 Oct 2022
Gangs of London 2 is a poor cousin to the set pieces that made the first season so good. Total meh! #GangsOfLondon
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Sam Cornwall-Jones retweeted
5 Oct 2022
Liz Truss is apparently taking to the stage later ‘to a 90s classic’
If it’s Firestarter then I win a bet
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5 Oct 2022
RT @frankieboyle: Liz Truss hasn’t so much fallen at the first hurdle as commited suicide with the starting pistol
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28 Sep 2022
2 tickets for Public Service Broadcasting @PSB_HQ this Saturday @warwickarts - message me if interested. Face value £32.50 each. Ta!
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