Whereas supporters claim that construction will only cost £191m, and Adjaye had nothing to do with the design. 🧵
But we’re the fantasists.
Peers opposing the plan claim it will put people at risk of being poisoned by novichok, fentanyl or some other gas hidden in terrorists' rectums, being drowned, burnt alive, trampled to death, or blown to bits by rockets fired from traffic nearby or even boats on the river.