Head Bodyguard Mike O. has made a statement on behalf of United States President Funny Valentine regarding allegations of being a 'gay pedophile'
"He's not gay."
Diego Brando was spotted in the audience of last night's Knicks vs. Spurs Finals Game.
"I shall see to it that the New York Knickerbockers prevail in their conquest."
Magenta Magenta reveals he tried hooking up with men through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easyโ and โwomen are the worstโ.
Allegedly, he did not get a single match.