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I miss this man!

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Pro tip: get a library card, even if you won't use it much. Cities look at those numbers, and they help keep libraries open, funded properly, and safe from budget cuts.
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Greta Thunberg sends birthday wishes to Donald Trump: โ€œMy initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourseโ€
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Just 3 days left to respond to the govt consultation on hunting!
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Prime Minister Mark Carney is at the G7 Summit this week. There is no other person I'd rather have representing Canada. #Canada โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT JOYCE Rep. Joyce Beatty was the only Kennedy Center board member who tried to stop Trump's rebranding of the arts center. She then challenged the move in court, and won her case. She is the reason Trump's name came down! Thank you Joyce !!!
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"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history. After all, itโ€™s vulgar, itโ€™s violent, itโ€™s commercial, itโ€™s grandiose, itโ€™s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, itโ€™s Donald Trump." open.substack.com/pub/thebulโ€ฆ
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Saddest crowd ever.
Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest: a thing that is happening on the White House Lawn The bread is beer, the beer costs $12. Romans got theirs for free. The circus, as you can see, is everywhere
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We have just days now to ensure the Govt is given all they need in the public consultation to ensure fox hunting is ended for good. No more loopholes or exemptions.
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The most common symptom of Covid right now appears to be believing you have food poisoning: โ€œI had food poisoning and felt like I had Covid.โ€ (But youโ€™re saying itโ€™s still not Covid though right?) ๐Ÿ™„ โ€œPretty sure I've had food poisoningโ€ฆI haven't been this sick since I had Covid back in 2020 or 2022. I can't rememberโ€ (Sounds like Covid. And you canโ€™t remember because, well, Covid.) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ โ€œFirst I get an upper respiratory infection and then food poisoning.โ€ (Mmm that doesnโ€™t sound like food poisoningโ€ฆ.) ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ โ€œBeen in the hospital with severe gastroenteritis that turned into sepsisโ€ฆ. Doctors think I had food poisoningโ€ฆ. Being that sick was traumatic and WEIRD. I saw and thought things that weren't real, like fish frog and chicken peopleโ€ฆ.โ€ (Okay WTAF ๐Ÿ˜ณ) โ€œWonder if i got food poisoning because i went to eat after my drโ€™s appointment wednesday and iโ€™ve been sick since.โ€ (By why were you at the doctor to begin with?!) ๐Ÿคฌ Then comes the inevitable update: โ€œF*cking Covid. Like, Really?โ€ The script writes itself.
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If you're a blue check interact with @hunterbiden's account as much as possible so Elon has to pay him.
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If we are investigating voter fraud. Can we find out how an unpopular president won all 7 swing states just above recount level.
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Elon is a Cunt
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Trump's 80th birthday is NOT looking good...
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Donald Barr ran the Dalton School until June 1974. Three months later, Jeffrey Epstein started teaching there with no college degree. Bill Barr is Donald Barr's son. In 2019, Bill Barr was the Attorney General when Epstein died in federal custody. EFTA00266040.
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The Iranians made a song about Mark Carney ๐Ÿฅน

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A ewe died lambing in the night, which happens, and left a single lamb, which also happens, and the lamb was given to Eduardo, which does not usually happen, and is the reason there is an alpaca in this story at all. The orphan was the problem every shepherd dreads, a day-old lamb with no mother, too small to defend, the exact thing a fox prices up at dusk. The farmer could have brought it indoors to bottle-rear, and might yet, but he tried something first, because Eduardo was in the field and Eduardo is what he is. Alpacas guard. It is why the farmer keeps one in with the sheep, the watchfulness bred into a creature that spent thousands of years as a sentinel on Andean hillsides, the instinct to put itself between a threat and the herd and to face down a fox until the fox does the arithmetic and leaves. What the farmer was not sure of was whether that instinct would extend to a lamb that was not even a fellow alpaca, an orphan of another species set down in the grass. It extended. Eduardo went over, did the long careful camelid inspection, the humming and the close looking, and then simply stayed. Where the lamb went, the alpaca went, at a distance of a few feet, all day, a tall watchful shadow over a small wobbling one. At dusk, when a lamb alone would have been a fox's evening, the lamb was not alone. It was lying tucked against the legs of an animal that does not run from foxes and never has. The lamb is alive a week on, which a lamb in that position frequently is not. It thinks, as far as anyone can tell, that it is a small strange alpaca, and follows Eduardo about, and Eduardo permits this with the air of a creature who has acquired a responsibility he did not ask for and intends to discharge properly anyway. The farmer watches them, the alpaca and the lamb that is not his, and reflects that he keeps Eduardo for the fibre and the guarding and the comedy, and got, thrown in for nothing, a creature who will mother an orphan of the wrong species through the dangerous first week because something in him simply cannot watch a small thing be undefended. That was not in the brochure. The best things on a farm rarely are.
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