Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast x.com/search?q=from:selfinโฆ
Joined April 2023
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Itโs hard to explain, but Iโm both grumpy and delightful at the same time.
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Jun 12
Burning a bridge takes too long.
I prefer explosives.
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Going to sleep. Iโll be awake every 2 hours if you need me.
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It's okay to let people be wrong about you.
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I love falling asleep to the rain/thunderstorms.
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Apr 5
Nothing sexier than a beautiful mind. The packaging is irrelevant.
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Admiring the peacemakers in the world.
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half the battle is ignoring things that donโt deserve your energy
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Jun 6
Appreciate the ones that check in on you because you matter to them.
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Jun 13
Sure I'm a dumbass but I'm adorable too so it evens out
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Mar 12
Fat people are harder to kidnap.ย But if you have snacks, I'll come willingly.
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Sorry not sorry.
I will never retweet MAGA.
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Jun 13
The sluttiest thing a man can do is love his cat
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A soul stitched from catastropheโs.
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Went to Costco and didnโt get a hot dog. I donโt know who I am anymore.
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I post tweets then delete them. Donโt ask
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