former-rightoid; radfem/slug-wife ; interests (Python): semantic-interoperability, ontology mappings. Iβm glad theyβve FreedAssange!
Joined February 2013
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When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
Jun 13
Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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Jun 14
L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions
me (to myself): iβm getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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Jun 6
New York has everything:
Basketball
Gay people
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Jun 12
Heads should roll at City Hall for this
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Remember Richard Spencer?
This is him now.
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Jun 12
itβs ready!
Jun 12
does anyone want to come over for a slice of my woodland creature themed cherry pie when itβs done baking?
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Meep meep ass locale
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Jun 7
When you like a mutualβs post but donβt RT it because itβs too racist but they understand
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From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.
Jun 4
NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals
Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf
Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966
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Jun 5
Everyone commenting on this is confused about large predator behavior. Bears dont have to just win the fight, they have to win EVERY fight with no major injuries for their entire lives. A dog-sized snack is not worth the risk of losing his eye. The dog is not competing with him for territory or food or mates. He has basically no reason to fight it.
The thing is bears are also like this with humans... he really doesnt want anything to do with you
The theory is that if you encounter a bear, you should avoid eye contact and slowly retreat instead of turning around and running. Interestingly, bears behave the same way when they leave
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8 year old neighbor kid has a baby sister due this summer. I asked him when exactly and he said the week before his birthday, and he is really worried she is going to come on his birthday, because he wants to go bowling and she "will probably want to go to the mall or something"
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Jun 3
NEW: Buried within the Senate Intelligence Authorization Act is a provision to increase intelligence sharing with Israel and impede the president's ability to reduce cooperation in the future.
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Jun 1
It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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I like the βletβs be ____ with mamaβ meme/saying/thing, often quite pleasant and charming
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My fianceΓ© when I identify a WWII aircraft by sound alone
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May 30
Did you even read what I wrote or just stopped halfway through to fire off a βNot everyone wants to be a mom HOLY SHITβ response?
At no point did I ever suggest that they should have kids (or should want to have kids). I just didnβt like seeing them demean their abilities
It amazes me how some people are incapable of understanding that not every woman WANTS to give birth or make 62992679 sacrifices just for "motherhood." Holy shit, the fact that this is even a topic of discussion in 2026 is indicative of how regressive a lot of you people are.
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May 29
france is an amazing country i just witnessed a kid buying a bottle of wine by himself and now walking home with it
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okay π
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Jeff Bezos brushes off concerns of an AI bubble: 'You shouldn't worry about it' cnbc.com/2026/05/20/bezos-aiβ¦
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