Hyperbole expert. Humor, Cryptography, Infosec, Pentesting, lockpicking. CISSP.
Joined June 2018
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7 Feb 2021
After the second time in twitter jail for a hashtag joke in less than a month I'm done with this platform. Free speech matters, individual choice matters. They are a company they can do what they want.
I'm an individual and can do what I want. DM if you'd like contact info.
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6 Feb 2021
I'm told the wine #DeepInTheCatacombs is amazing and well worth wearing this jester costume.
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Sentient Bunny Suit🐰 retweeted
5 Feb 2021
#OnceIGetTheVaccine I can get the license tag on my collar, right?
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5 Feb 2021
#OnceIGetTheVaccine It's over for you bitches, provided you bitches are novel Coronaviruses.
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Sentient Bunny Suit🐰 retweeted
5 Feb 2021
7 Sep 2019
“Daddy, what happened to the ants? The ants that came to our house from the apartment next door?”
“Well, sweetie, those ants are in hell now.”
“In hell, daddy?”
“Yes, my son. Daddy sent those wretched ants straight to hell.” @Ortho
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5 Feb 2021
Devastating news I'm afraid. I dropped half a container of organic blueberries and most of them rolled under the fridge.
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