Joined February 2009
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JarJar Siwa retweeted
Please read THE foundational text on this! Once you're fed moving pictures, you stop generating your own. The faculty goes quiet because something else is doing the imagining for you. Everything online is downstream from this. This is more important than McLuhan or Elul.
Jun 12
if pornography is bad, it is probably bc it degrades one's power of imagination, not because it encourages one to imagine bad things. in essence, it is bad bc it is television.
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Jun 11
oh my fucking god 😭 he needs to be put down this is insane
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Jun 11
watching a behind the scenes documentary about the Three Stooges biopic and i’m already learning so much
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Jun 7
Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore
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Jun 5
I live and work on a mountaintop top in New Mexico where I ran into this painter. His name is Rady El Basha. After a few years I finally got him to show me his paintings, and I love them! They're unique, strange, funny, beautiful in a way I've never seen anywhere. Take a look. RB
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JarJar Siwa retweeted
girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:
Jun 3
sucks having a fetish for something you can never ever do and even if you could, you could really only ever do it once
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Jun 3
(Austin Powers game tutorial level)
Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?
Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?
Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
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Jun 1
theatre etiquette is horrendous now. i asked the person next to me if i could have a sip of their coke as i was thirsty. they looked at me weirdly, and then yelled at me for scrolling through tiktok during the boring parts of the movie ?
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May 28
reminded (as i often am) of this bit from slaughterhouse five
May 27
This happened to me on the way to a job interview and it taught me a valuable lesson.
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May 25
We're working on an app that lets you gamify loving your kids
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May 20
Return of the king
May 20
Dan Aykroyd will make contact with alien lifeforms in his upcoming debut novel SOULHIDER.
Publishing October 27.
A mind-bending speculative adventure about a regular guy caught up in a battle between warring aliens, told with equal doses of humor, suspense, and cosmic intrigue.
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May 18
26 May 2025
Are there any movies that are a “hate letter to cinema”?
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May 18
“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice
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May 17
I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack
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May 15
Unironically: finally someone has the guts to say it. One day we will look at cars the same way we look at lead water pipes. Number two worst technology after AI.
May 15
First Draft. Have just bound the manuscript of my forthcoming book ‘The Madness of Cars’
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May 13
The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?
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May 11
there’s a literacy crisis. back in my day people used to mix up exacerbate and exasperate, now they’re fucking up a part and apart
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May 8
watching a documentary that follows an unhinged feud between a horse trainer & a former client. this is how the man describes the horse feud
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