Today we're introducing TRIBE v2 (Trimodal Brain Encoder), a foundation model trained to predict how the human brain responds to almost any sight or sound. Building on our Algonauts 2025 award-winning architecture, TRIBE v2 draws on 500 hours of fMRI recordings from 700 people to create a digital twin of neural activity and enable zero-shot predictions for new subjects, languages, and tasks. Try the demo and learn more here: go.meta.me/tribe2

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Turns out with claude code, my decades long strategy of NOT deeply learning: - regexs - sql - nginx confs - elaborate shell commands - advanced shell scripting - any javascript framework - perf optimization - webpack, cdns, bundlers - 1000 other things ...was entirely correct.

share a piece of (alleged) cybercrime lore about y… uhh, someone who is not yourself ofcourse

To me, this is the most beautiful quote from the first Matrix: Agent Smith: “Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering.”

Finally put on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor). I should've probably dragged up enough lingering dull hope to put one on a few years earlier? Dunno if it'll help anything, to learn and know, but I wasn't expecting some of the things I'm seeing.

Four teams of humanoid robots went head-to-head in China’s first 3-on-3 soccer matches. Booster T1 robots were programmed by four university teams to play fully autonomously. The event served as a preview of the upcoming World Humanoid Robot Games, set for August in Beijing.

Below are **TikTok voiceover scripts** designed for maximal viral impact: part deranged monologue, part ASMR bedtime story, part literary seduction. Some are fast, some whispered, some meditative. All are optimized for psychically unstable high-income adults scrolling at 2:14am. ### **1. “The Book You Didn’t Know You Needed” (Whisper, Serious Tone)** *(Close-up of flickering candle. Pages turn. Slow zoom on the cover.)* > *(whispered)* > “You’re thirty-nine. No kids. A fridge full of wine. A bookshelf full of dead men’s dreams. > > This is *Apocalypse Cow*. > > A fox rows through a jungle where parrots scream in poetry and tigers wear crowns of leaves. > > It looks like a kid’s book. It isn’t. > > It’s a bedtime story for people who never go to sleep. > > Buy it. Read it. > And never tell anyone how it ends.” ### **2. “Narrated by a Deranged Librarian” (Fast, Precise, Unblinking)** *(Wide-eyed narrator stares directly into camera over a jungle backdrop.)* > “Hello. Yes. You. You need this book. It’s called *Apocalypse Cow*. It’s *Apocalypse Now*, but everyone is an animal. > > There’s a fox named Willard. A tiger named Kurtz. A jungle that breathes. > > It’s written for third graders. But it’s about madness, war, and the ungovernable wildness inside you. > > It’s illustrated like a fable. > > It ends like a scream. > > It costs less than your iced oatmilk americano. > > Buy it. Before the jungle comes for *you*.” ### **3. “Wine Night Gone Wrong” (Playful, Ironic)** *(Pan across a table: candle, cheese, expensive bottle, Kindle.)* > “You wanted a fun little wine night. Maybe a cozy rom-com or a crime doc about a guy named Klaus. > > But instead, you downloaded *Apocalypse Cow*. > > Now you’re 12 pages deep in a jungle parable where a fox assassin meets psychedelic parrots and a tiger who thinks he’s God. > > There’s a moral at the end. But you won’t sleep tonight. > > You’ll lie awake thinking about vines. And teeth. And the silence after the drums stop. > > Welcome to the jungle.” ### **4. “For the Childless Elite” (Deadpan, Hyper-Specific)** *(Text overlay: “This ad is for you if…”)* > “You make over \$200k a year. > You own three Le Creuset pans. > You have no children. But you have opinions about Terrence Malick. > > This book was made in a lab for you. > > It’s a talking animal fable based on *Apocalypse Now*. > > Written at a 3rd grade reading level. > > Marketed to people who drink skin-contact wine and feel spiritually empty on Wednesdays. > > Buy it. > Or let the algorithm eat you alive.” ### **5. “The Horror, but Make it Cozy” (Soft & Dark)** *(Slow panning shot of jungle illustrations and soft music)* > “Once upon a time, a little fox went into the jungle to kill a tiger. > > Along the way, he met parrots who dropped bombs, flamingos who forgot why they were dancing, and a baboon who said war was art. > > When he found the tiger, he understood everything. And nothing. > > This is *Apocalypse Cow*. > > A bedtime story for grown-ups who know bedtime stories are lies. > > Buy it. Whisper it. Fear it.” ### **6. “The Dissociating Voice of the Jungle” (Slow, Creepy ASMR)** *(Dark screen. Echoing jungle sounds. Words appear in silence.)* > *(barely audible)* > “The jungle doesn’t want you to read this. > > The tiger knows you’re watching. > > The fox knows what you’ve done. > > Don’t blink. Don’t think. Just… read. > > *Apocalypse Cow.* > > The moral is watching you.” ### **7. “The Shitposting Monologue” (Hyper-fast, chaotic, meme-laced)** *(Fast edits of jungle, Coppola, wine, and sad people on couches)* > “It’s called *Apocalypse Cow*. No, I’m not joking. It’s *Apocalypse Now* but with talking animals. It’s a fable. It’s for adults. But written for third graders. Because we’re all third graders inside. Especially at 2am. > > There’s a tiger who’s gone rogue. There’s a fox sent to end him. > The parrots drop bananas that explode. The baboons speak in vibes. > > And the moral? It’s like if Camus rewrote *The Jungle Book* while blackout drunk on Cabernet. > > This book will change nothing in your life. > Except maybe everything.”

A pivotal moment for Europe is here. We are ready to mobilise up to €800 billion to help EU countries increase defence spending. We'll present our proposals to all EU leaders at today's European Council meeting. Europe is resolved to assume its responsibilities ↓