📣 🏆2026 SIGMOD Research Highlight Awards 🏆: sigmod.org/sigmod-awards/sig… DPconv: Super-Polynomially Faster Join Ordering @mihail_sto, @andreaskipf dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36988… Automating Vectorized Distributed Graph Computation Wenyue Zhao, Yang Cao, Peter Buneman, Jia Li, @ntarmos dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36988… AnyBlox: A Framework for Self-Decoding Datasets Mateusz Gienieczko, @maxikuschewski, Thomas Neumann, Viktor Leis, @JanaGiceva dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3749… Rel: A Programming Language for Relational Data @molhamaref, Paolo Guagliardo, @gkastrinis, Leonid Libkin, Victor Marsault, Wim Martens, Mary McGrath, Filip Murlak, Nathaniel Nystrom, Liat Peterfreund, Allison Rogers, Cristina Sirangelo, Domagoj Vrgoč, David Zhao, Abdul Zreika dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37222… MEMPHIS: Holistic Lineage-based Reuse and Memory Management for Multi-backend ML Systems @ArnabPhani, @matthiasboehm7 openproceedings.org/2025/con… Diva: Dynamic Range Filter for Var-Length Keys and Queries Navid Eslami, @IoanaBercea, @niv_dayan dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3749… The Key to Effective UDF Optimization: Before Inlining, First Perform Outlining Samuel Arch, Yuchen Liu, Todd C. Mowry, @pateljm, @andy_pavlo dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3696… Output-sensitive Conjunctive Query Evaluation @ShaleenDeep, @HangdongZ79542, Austen Z. Fan, Paraschos Koutris dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36958… Output-Optimal Algorithms for Join-Aggregate Queries Xiao Hu dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37252… Differentially Private Substring and Document Counting Giulia Bernardini, @philipbille, @li_rtz, Teresa Anna Steiner dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37252… Congratulations to all the authors👏 👏 💐 #SIGMOD2026 #ACM #researchhighlight #SIGMODawards

Vol:18 No:4 → Sphinteract: Resolving Ambiguities in NL2SQL Through User Interaction vldb.org/pvldb/vol18/p1145-z…

GOAT 🐐

Today is the 2 year anniversary to Better Call Saul final episode "Saul Gone"

Vol:17 No:8 → Rapidash: Efficient Detection of Constraint Violations vldb.org/pvldb/vol17/p2009-d…

Another year, another snub. @TelevisionAcad is an absolute joke. Pathetic.

I'm on the academic job market I'm a full-stack data privacy researcher I build systems that are 1)provably private 2)functionally-rich 3)compatible w/ real-world constraints I do this by exploring the synergy between cryptography & differential privacy, both in theory & practice

We are hiring for research interns at the Gray Systems Lab (GSL) in Microsoft to tackle interesting challenges in technologies related to Big Data, cloud, databases, systems-for-ML, ML-for-systems, and interesting applications of LLMs. @GraySystemsLab jobs.careers.microsoft.com/g…

Another snub to the GOAT show and @mrbobodenkirk who literally rose from death to deliver the performance of a lifetime. Awards given to tv shows that are 2 to 4 percentage points worse in IMDb. Golden Globes is so rigged and they don't even try to hide it #GoldenGlobes2023

Unmissable opportunity!!

GSL is looking for summer interns for 2023 to work on exciting database research projects ranging from theory to hardware/systems. Please consider applying!

No Emmy for @mrbobodenkirk and @BetterCallSaul 🤬🤬🤬 It's all rigged. What a joke of an award show #Emmys2022

I am in Sydney this week attending #VLDB2022! If you'd like to talk about my work, or learn about research internships at @GraySystemsLab, or chat about all things data, DM me!!

@GraySystemsLab is hiring for research scientists and research engineers! We tackle interesting challenges in technologies related to Big Data, cloud, systems-for-ML and ML-for-systems. careers.microsoft.com/us/en/… #hiring #bigdata #ml #research #cloud #engineers

.@lachesisq in the last 3 days

Thanovic!!!

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