Drop food you have cooked

Lmaooooooooo the kids are hilarious sorry

Hard pill to swallow: a lot of the women that complain about these things are right where they wanna be.

As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)

you can tell a man wrote this because any woman in this situation could have a husband in a fortnight

I strongly believe that if you behave like this when drunk you should not drink. Or at least limit, it’s concerning.

Ofc you'd know how many they are since we ni mmoja wao #BD1 oh you thought I wouldn't know your pseudo account 😂 cheki mtoto anataka cake ya Rubi coming birthday.

I am once again reminding everybody of the time I was eating one of those ice cream drumsticks, passed it to my ex so he could have some, and he flipped it upside down, bit off the little chocolate cone at the bottom, and handed it back to me

So we buy a miltary tank?

This is what calling a man first or double texting feels like to me😭🖐🏼

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

I met a schoolmate this week who is now a relief worker in northern Kenya. He told me something fascinating; something that haunts me since then. "Do you know how we measure severity of hunger in pastoral nomadic communities? We count number of mothers who have died. The more mothers dying of hunger the greater the famine. Among the pastoralists, the womenfolk are trained from infancy to repress hunger; while men are allowed to 'act on their hunger' by raiding a neighbours' cattle. There is a piece of cloth women are given before marriage for tying their stomachs to gird themselves against hunger. Girls and women are the last ones to eat - they only eat after the menfolk have finished eating. Paradoxically, it is women who are least vulnerable to hunger by death. They are accustomed to extreme hunger and have devised various mechanisms for coping." Wow !

"There is a piece of cloth women are given before marriage for tying their stomachs to gird themselves against hunger." This is done in Karamoja too. It was also noted in Gaza.

Kids ain’t scared of anything but going to sleep

They spent most of their lives feeling like shit because they were poor. Now that they’re no longer poor, their ego and insecurities have merged into this nasty superiority complex that ends up sabotaging them anyway. Tale as old as time.

This is how I know yall don’t pay attention to shit that actually matter.

So, a lot of you are miserable because you won’t make a basic effort to be socially presentable. You think it’s beneath you to engage in small talk or show interest in the lives of others. Your refusal to be kind and attentive is a moral failing, and it will keep you lonely.

🤣🤣🤣 hata wewe si utafute form

Gave my kid 5hrs of playtime so I can binge watch something undisturbed

that constant loop of desiring intimacy and not doing anything to get it<<<

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients