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Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.
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[summoning the devil]
me: come to us!
satan: [rising from floor] who summons me?
mom: [comes in] hi honey i thought you and your friends might want some snacks and-
me: mom get out!
satan: susan is that you?
mom: oh my god! satey?
satan: unholy shit how long’s it been?
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[summoning the devil]
me: come to us!
satan: [rising from floor] who summons me?
mom: [comes in] hi honey i thought you and your friends might want some snacks and-
me: mom get out!
satan: susan is that you?
mom: oh my god! satey?
satan: unholy shit how long’s it been?
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you can tell that he hates constantly being surrounded by stupid chuds, but has to accept it because it’s his fault
Shane Gillis tells @hicharliecotton he didn't love Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a "man"
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Jun 14
Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.
1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup.
Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament.
The beautiful game belongs to everyone.
ALT Mayor Mamdani attends the match between Morocco and Brazil with some of the New Yorkers who won the World Cup affordable tickets lottery.
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Jun 12
fucking incredible quote from Cregger, a writer i admire:
"having your brain sucked into your phone for hours a day is *robbing you of the boredom* that is crucial to having ideas."
BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BOREDOM 👏
The below clip actually comes from a very charming Q&A Zach Cregger gave to a class of high school students. Here is his great follow-up answer to what to do if Elfing isn’t working for you
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i don’t think life is real anymore
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ok so my christian dior was a spot? and no one knew? and were saying that’s good branding?
Jun 10
Two viral, seemingly-organic Knicks fan moments from the streets of NYC turned out to have ties to Kalshi and Polymarket.
How prediction markets are trying to capitalize on the ground during the Knicks' title run ⬇️
frontofficesports.com/knicks…
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the fact that she even got that zesty boy at the end saying “ohmyyy lord” tells you all you need to know
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sorry we so dumb but we good tho. we good people we just ain’t met a lot of other people.
Jun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸
The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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you simply do not understand how comically diverse America is. what a beautifully stupid country we have
Jun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸
The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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Jun 9
Sports stans are funny LMFAOOOO
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RT @MagicalPep: I still can’t believe Diego Maradona was literally handed cocaine to sniff right after scoring a goal. 😭 t.co/zbIgU…
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