Elon Musk has enough money now to fix every McDonald's ice cream machine, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.

This means Bloomberg has to change the name of his list

At market open tomorrow morning, when Elon Musk becomes the first trillionaire in history, just remember he could at that point give $8,000,000 to every person on the planet but instead he'll just use it to build rockets and stuff.

Somebody can't possibly have printed infinite Zcash, right?

Belfast Police: "You're under arrest" Belfast Lad: "I don't think I am mate." Chariot of Belfast

America, the Irish lads need a bit of assistance.

“Everyone in crypto needs to zoom out” *zooms out* >you’re 29 >you’re single >your hairline is receding >you stare at charts all day >you don’t have any money >you can never go back to a normal life >you’ve wasted the best years of your life >you will never get that time back

The funniest part about this panning view of yachts at anchor in Monaco as an example of extreme wealth is they are the boats who were too poor to buy a quayside berth in Port Hercule

this subhuman should be flayed alive

Just got my card back from being rated at PSA Can’t wait to see what this bad boy fetches on eBay🤞🏻

I no longer think they’re pretending.

Monero is the Toyota Hilux of crypto laundering chains, which is why thieves never used Zcash.

The most jarring part about Ashley St. Clair’s revelations is seeing her without makeup

The way a person rates the series finale of The Boys is an excellent litmus test

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This video is not about dogs

"What is the penalty for defending ourselves?" "Certain death." "What is the penalty for not defending ourselves?" "Certain death." "What is the penalty for rebellion?" "Death, if we lose." Every day we inch closer to white men doing this math. @GovBillLee pardon Chud now.

This story is insane. Chinese-American professor Sean Wang is suing Southern Methodist University over Discrimination & Retaliation from Indian Professors. Indian professors at @SMU classified Dr. Wang as white in HR records to justify denying him a promotion. Dr. Hemang Desai, chair of the Accounting Department, along with other Indian faculty, granted tenure to 100% of Indian candidates, while denying tenure to 100% of non-Indian candidates. Indian faculty were also handed prime offices with nice views, while East Asian and non-Indian faculty were assigned to a lesser offices. This perfectly illustrates East Asians' white-adjacent status, the deep normalization of anti-white discrimination, and parasitic Indian nepotism.

More people die each year from being struck with a body part (fist, foot) than they do from blunt objects or strangulation and suffocation. Don’t believe for a second that hitting someone isn’t a lethal threat.

It’s an easy philosophical question, really. Either you think it should be legal to physically assault someone who says something you don’t like - which necessarily means you, too, can be assaulted for saying something someone else dislikes - or you don’t.