Alright who made the Hammond Indiana edition

😂😂

guys…

MITCHELL MARNER ARE YOU KIDDING?! Undisputed GOAL OF THE PLAYOFFS 😵😮‍💨

Someone built a fitness app using the same psychological mechanics as gambling This might work better than every normal fitness app 😭😭 You bet money on whether you’ll hit 10,000 steps today If you fail, you lose your money If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn’t So disciplined people literally profit off lazy people Most fitness apps try motivating you with streaks and notifications This one motivates you with financial fear Imagine realizing at 11:52pm you still need 1,700 more steps or you lose $30 Entire friend groups would be outside walking laps around their neighborhood before midnight trying not to lose their steppa challenge It sounds stupid but this would probably motivate people better than any other fitness product Would you use this yourself?

Coworkers always want to talk as soon as they see you. I just woke up an hour ago, leave me alone.

The Cubs can’t stop winning and can’t stop walking off. 7 straight wins. 14 straight wins at Wrigley. 3 straight walk-offs. There’s hot and then there’s whatever kind of demon magic the Cubs are working with.

EVERYONE HOP INSIDE THE CONFORTIBLE!

me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

Bo Bishit just fucking sucks

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

Watch this clip of our new Center, Logan Jones. 🤣 You can tell he wanted to be a BEAR! 🐻

jed's league #noticing

my reaction when Ben Brown comes out of the bullpen

Cubs: wow a nice 3-0 lead, this is fun Craig Counsell: I hate this, time for Ben Brown

UConn by several billion

Me to the IT guy who told me “have you tried turning it on and off again” when he finds out computer actually has a massive virus after I failed the phishing email test and spent 8 hours on an illegal off shore gambling site