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Excited to reveal Sydney's 2025 Q3/Q4 PR! 1st - @SockSSBM 2nd - @RNGReallyNtGood 3rd - @michael_ssbm 4th - @thebigcod 5th - @realKeenansaur 6th - @AlexTid 7th - @rollic2087 HMs: @goofy_melee and @BarrelAus Inactive: goober Congrats to everyone who made it!
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I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot
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people trying too hard to turn Melee into a "real esport" has ruined so much of its vibe with people rules lawyering to defend this dude he ledgegrabbed ****400**** times in a SINGLE match man thats death penalty shit a ban is a slap on the wrist
I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time. I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye. docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Rugby league captain. Cricket captain. Soccer world cup MVP. Penrith stay winning brahs
Yo who tf is this Aussie goalkeeper
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𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: Australia beats Turkey 2-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup!
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Most class conscious American
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Replying to @TheDemocrats
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Black hair mode
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OFFICIAL 📣 Tom Jenkins signs long-term deal with Panthers! bit.ly/JenkinsCommits
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Sometimes the side chick ain't even a side chick, sometimes it's the grass crest shield
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If a girl is nice to me it resets her body count
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Yup - Everyone at my startup has seen my penis.
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Replying to @bad_takes
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counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows
found this fantastical clip of mine from counter strike 2 office
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nintendo direct sucks. i’ll never get to see some sort of cel shaded anime character in distinguished regalia but also with a bit of an attitude unbecoming of royalty voiceover: this. is the kingdom of bunko
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you just have to get really good at continuing
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Sweet, sweet victory.
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That bitch made horse ride boss fight is lucky he didn't justify a 9.5 the rest of the game was that good. I took four hours to beat Malenia and six for the consort (who I won't spoil the name) Never been challenged like this in a game before was amazing
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*No summons/ashes btw
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